Do you have any? I can share one i guess :P



When i moved to the U.S. in middle school, it was the first time i really had to speak english ALL the time. So my first year in middle school i didnt have much friends but i did find this girl that i liked. I would check her out and talk to her in lunch and what not. One day i was bored in class and i wrote in one of our classes "Mario was hear" instead of "Mario was here". Some weeks later the desks got switched or something and she ended up with it. During that lunch break she asked "Mario, did you write "mario was here" on a desk?"

I said "oh ya you saw that?" and she said "ya you need to learn how to spell"



I think that ruined my chances with her

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i once got caught by a janitor taking a shit in someone's locker.

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Originally posted by elFreak i once got caught by a janitor taking a shit in someone's locker.

Thsts not really embarrassing moment you went through though.

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Originally posted by nchs09 "ya you need to learn how to spell"

should've told her, NO, YOU need to learn how to spell!












wait!


















you wrote that just now





LEARN TO SPELL MARIO!

you can't even begin to understand where i have done number 2.

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Originally posted by elFreak you can't even begin to understand where i have done number 2.

this guy fucking wins ta

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Originally posted by nchs09 Do you have any? I can share one i guess :P When i moved to the U.S. in middle school, it was the first time i really had to speak english ALL the time. So my first year in middle school i didnt have much friends but i did find this girl that i liked. I would check her out and talk to her in lunch and what not. One day i was bored in class and i wrote in one of our classes "Mario was hear" instead of "Mario was here". Some weeks later the desks got switched or something and she ended up with it. During that lunch break she asked "Mario, did you write "mario was here" on a desk?" I said "oh ya you saw that?" and she said "ya you need to learn how to spell" I think that ruined my chances with her

that's not really embarassing, shoulda told her "try learning Spanish bitch"

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my first day of middle school i fell getting out of my mom's car and all my shit was everywhere on the ground right in front of school


oh and i'll tell one on behalf of my mom. i lol really hard whenever i tell it.

she was walking some documents over to the courthouse from her office (across a busy street) and she fell in front of a bunch of cars and landed on her knees with her ass in the air and all these files in her hands and her glasses like halfway flew off her face and she was jus sitting there like "....". she said some dude rolled his window down and was like, "are u ok maam?"

she said she wanted to crawl in a hole and die.

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

I shit my pants doing the 100m sprint in PE when i was about 12. It was my first day in secondary school (high school to you yanks), so it was a concotion of nerves and something bad I musta eaten the night before

My friend's mom had two clay pots that she had bought in Mexico and put next to their garage, and one day one of them went missing. So she called the cops to report a theft, and the conversation went something like this:

Police: "Good morning, County Sheriff’s Office."
Mother: "Yes, I need to report a theft."
Police: "Yes ma'am, your name please?"
Mother: *gives name*
Police: "Ok ma'am, can you describe the item that was stolen?"
Mother: "Someone stole my pot!"
Police: *pause* "Your pot?"
Mother: "Yes. It was right here at my house and it is gone."
Police: "Uh-huh."
Mother: "And it wasn't cheap either! I brought that pot all the way back from Mexico!"
Police: "Uh-huh."
Mother: "I mean, I just don't understand why someone would steal someone else's pot. Why don’t they just go get their own pot?"
Police: "Uh-huh."
Mother: "Well, can you send out a patrol and have a deputy look for my pot?"
Police: "Sure. Absolutely."
Mother: "Okay, great! Thank you so much."
Police: "Um … you’re welcome."

It was only after hanging up the phone and complaining about the way the police handled the call that someone asked if she ever described her pot - THEN she realized why they hadn't taken the conversation very seriously.

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once i was dancing with this girl at a club, pretty crowded. Thing is, for some reason my stomach was turning upside down the whole night and i've been gasy. All of a sudden I felt a big fart coming on, but I was dancing with this girl! She was in front of me, but wit hher back facing me (we were grinding you could say). I said "f-k it" and just let it rip. Nobody could hear cuz of the music. But then the girl was like omgggg do you smell that and i was like yeah wtf people.

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Originally posted by StanVoid once i was dancing with this girl at a club, pretty crowded. Thing is, for some reason my stomach was turning upside down the whole night and i've been gasy. All of a sudden I felt a big fart coming on, but I was dancing with this girl! She was in front of me, but wit hher back facing me (we were grinding you could say). I said "f-k it" and just let it rip. Nobody could hear cuz of the music. But then the girl was like omgggg do you smell that and i was like yeah wtf people.

hahaha

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