Don't do any of these things.

That was incredibly shit.

I'll save your thread with a real 'what not to do the morning after story' though. I woke up one morning, not to long ago actually, next to a girl who I barely even remembered meeting - nor much of the night at all come to think of it. Thinking I'd deprived myself of a chance to knock the doors in on quite an attractive fitty I thought I'd push my luck and see if I could get my way - She was in my bed after all. Even so, to my surprise, it worked.

Afterwards she said to me something along the lines of "that was even better than last night." "We had sex last night?!" was my response. Never saw her again. Wounded.

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Originally posted by DJ Mikey Mike Wounded.

You were? wtf...

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Originally posted by DJ Mikey Mike That was incredibly shit. I'll save your thread with a real 'what not to do the morning after story' though. I woke up one morning, not to long ago actually, next to a girl who I barely even remembered meeting - nor much of the night at all come to think of it. Thinking I'd deprived myself of a chance to knock the doors in on quite an attractive fitty I thought I'd push my luck and see if I could get my way - She was in my bed after all. Even so, to my surprise, it worked. Afterwards she said to me something along the lines of "that was even better than last night." "We had sex last night?!" was my response. Never saw her again. Wounded.

Thank you almighty Savior of my Thread!

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That happened to me once Mike, cept halfway through the am fuck I remembered what I had done earlier.

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Originally posted by ******** Seplling don't demonstrate intelligence and educatoin - knowing does.

Once woke up and just thought. " That's not my ceiling."

Then literally tried to find out if the bird was good looking or not but was trying to be too sly about it so couldn't see. (some how her not seeing seemed important at this point... hmm)

Anyway really needed to pee but had morning wood. Was still pissed so just asked the random where her toilet was and sauntered past her with woody dying to say hello. It was at this point I realised I wasn't wearing my "with company boxers" like really the crapest pants ever.

Long story cut sort didn't know her name even though I spoke to her a bit (tried to catch her name off some certificates on the wall) ended up doing the walk of shame home at 10 am without one of my socks. Bought some pies and stuff then my dad called an for some reason (still ruined I think) I told him all about it.

Was funny though. Once pulled a girl in a taxi we were sharing from a rank was so random too (much better story too but really a morning before, tho she did pay me lol). Tune in next week for more stories

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Originally posted by Clovis That happened to me once Mike, cept halfway through the am fuck I remembered what I had done earlier.

Haha, I hate not remembering - Kind of seems a bit of a waste. And I do it FAR too often! This one girl, who I'm actually still friends with surprisingly, said I was the worst smashing she'd ever had! Apparently I knocked her lamp of the bedside table, elbowed her in the side off the head, and then fell asleep in the middle of it all absolutely starfish naked on her bed! In the morning she said "I kept trying to cover you up but you kept pushing my hand away." I don't remember any of this, haha.

You know when your drunk the night before and you can go for hours. Ain't it funny how you wake with a wood and if she even sneezes in your direction your done? (maybe only me but seriously always happens, ready to go again for a proper go soon, but really first one I always have to appologies for after the night before lol)

I've never not known who I was sleeping with, but my friend got so drunk and barred out and had taken some somas he was so trashed he pissed the girls bed he was sleeping with. Woke up early as hell and dipped out without her noticing

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Originally posted by DJ Mikey Mike Haha, I hate not remembering - Kind of seems a bit of a waste. And I do it FAR too often! This one girl, who I'm actually still friends with surprisingly, said I was the worst smashing she'd ever had! Apparently I knocked her lamp of the bedside table, elbowed her in the side off the head, and then fell asleep in the middle of it all absolutely starfish naked on her bed! In the morning she said "I kept trying to cover you up but you kept pushing my hand away." I don't remember any of this, haha.

nice! similar to the "not my ceiling" one of mine, but apparently I just puked alot:

"What happened last night?"
"Nothing much you were sick.."
in a matter of fact tone "Ahh.. apologies..tequila.." think I fell asleep again.

Fuck I love being British.