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A couple bonus additions from the comments section that I TOTALLY agree with:
The musician who insists on picking up the guitar or sitting down at the piano after they’ve had a few drinks and playing something really “deep”. Save it for your bedroom, Jim Croce.
One person you don’t want to see is the chick who brings her ugly/bitchy/boring/opinionated single girlfriend she’s constantly trying to pawn off on some unsuspecting guy.
What about the guy who is way to aggressive while trying to get chicks and then winds up beating someone up? Those guys are usually at the parties where the ratio is not in you favor.
Music snob
Where he’s found. Hovering by your cd player all night. Bitches to anyone in earshot about how bad your collection is. Loudly mentions band recently featured on Pitchfork, as though anyone gives a shit about Pitchfork. Comandeers the CD player and does the best he can with your crap collection. Bums cigarettes all night then complains that no one smokes American Spirits. Drones on and on about this kick ass band he saw jam at some shit hole and how that’s real music. Has serious case of short term memory as everyone at the party remembers when he was into Limp Bizkit.
The guy who thinks he’s Dane Cook. Note: if chicks are the only one laughing at your stories, you’re not funny.
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