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RandomGirl
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Registered: Jul 2003
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Ridiculous/funny things you or other people say....

...when fucked up.

I had my wisdom teeth removed yesterday, and the doc says to my BF:

"Theresa should not be driving at all today".

I interrupt in a whiny voice, "WHYYYYYYYY NOOOOOT??!"

LOL!

They both cracked up laughing and the doctor says "Because you will kill people, and besides, you will be lucky if you can even walk".

Nov-27-2008 20:24

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UmmiE
The Cure And The Cause

Registered: Jan 2007
Location: Brampton

I find it funny when british people say the word " innit " after everything.......which actually means " Is it not? " in a slang sorta way.

Nov-27-2008 21:07 Pakistan

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Dr. DAS
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Registered: Nov 2006
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I overheard a converstation at a friends' house and belted out, "Did I just hear out of the corner of my ear that...".

This clearly led to jokes about smelling out of the corner of your nose and the like.

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Nov-27-2008 21:20 Canada

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Ian
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Registered: Dec 2001
Location: UK

quote:
Originally posted by UmmiE
I find it funny when british people say the word " innit " after everything.......which actually means " Is it not? " in a slang sorta way.

that's limited to people from london & white people who think they're black, innit.

You guys have one. Oh Canada, Eh.

Nov-27-2008 21:28

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UmmiE
The Cure And The Cause

Registered: Jan 2007
Location: Brampton

quote:
Originally posted by Ian

You guys have one. Oh Canada, Eh.

I know eh.

Nov-27-2008 21:53 Pakistan

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Nov-27-2008 22:13 Brazil

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bas
Stronger Lover

Registered: Jul 2004
Location: Here I Am Baby

"Thank god nobody saw that"

Uttered by me after I walked into a chimney in front of maybe 15-20 people. Hilarious.

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Nov-28-2008 08:25 Egypt

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RandomGirl
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Registered: Jul 2003
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quote:
Originally posted by bas
"Thank god nobody saw that"

Uttered by me after I walked into a chimney in front of maybe 15-20 people. Hilarious.

LMAO. How the hell did you walk into a chimney? Were you on rooftops?

Nov-28-2008 14:27

Vivid Boy
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Registered: Sep 2001
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speaking of a car accident..."the two of them just connected like two lesbians finding out that they both had a father-rape story in common."

Nov-28-2008 14:37

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bas
Stronger Lover

Registered: Jul 2004
Location: Here I Am Baby

quote:
Originally posted by Theresa
LMAO. How the hell did you walk into a chimney? Were you on rooftops?

Yeah. Everyone was on the roof of my friend's house drinking/watching the sunrise and I thought some people were going to go inside, so I got up to start walking and walked RIGHT into the chimney.

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Nov-28-2008 20:57 Egypt

RandomGirl
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quote:
Originally posted by bas
Yeah. Everyone was on the roof of my friend's house drinking/watching the sunrise and I thought some people were going to go inside, so I got up to start walking and walked RIGHT into the chimney.

LOL nice!

I remember once being so fucked up that I was wandering around a house party with my cell phone, anxiously looking at it, and someone asked "are you waiting for someone to call?" and I replied "Yes... I am waiting for my cat to call me."

Yea, I have no idea what was going on in my head. I didn't even have a cat.

Hahaha!