So apparently my left kidney is fucked and they are probably taking it out in a week or so.

I was drinking Friday night and as I sometimes get (for the last 8 years) I got this pain on the left side of my waist. It usually disappears in 4-5 days or so, but 5 am Tuesday morning I woke up with incredible pain. It was among the worst I've ever felt, along with Cluster Headache. It was bad.

Man, the stuff they did to me there. I got a shot for the pain on my ass cheek. The 2nd doctor I see, talks with me for a while and let me explain what's up. Then she proceeds to push and punch my stomach, then puts a finger up my ass, then fondles my balls. I'm not sure why, but it was needed apparently. Got shots all over my body, fucking blood tests, but I'm totally cool with needles so no problem really.

I had gotten an infection in the kidney so that's why it hurt like a sunnovabitch. They said it had been a fail-kidney since birth, not having enough output for the urine. When drinking lots of urine accumulates and when it can't exit the kidney it fucks it up and the kidney eventually "dies". It just took this long for it to completely fail.

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Originally posted by Cloudburst Then she proceeds to push and punch my stomach, then puts a finger up my ass, then fondles my balls.

Sounds pretty similar to my Friday night.

Shit that sucks.

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Sucks to hear that, hope you get better soon

By the way, I thought this thread was about English girls that don't look quite as English as one would expect

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Then she proceeds to push and punch my stomach, then puts a finger up my ass, then fondles my balls. I'm not sure why, but it was needed apparently.

Pervy Swedes

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I hear that people who have only 1 kidney are not supposed to drink.


So that means good bye to booz for you?

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Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On OOKA-OOKA ME NACHOS ME PRESS KEYS ON COMPUTER GOOD

I don't know, I guess I have to ask that, but I think he said I could drink "normally" whatever that means. If not, then no more getting shit faced I guess...

I had about 7 different doctors and 10 different nurses. Made me feel important. That or they didn't know what the hell was wrong with me.

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Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On OOKA-OOKA ME NACHOS ME PRESS KEYS ON COMPUTER GOOD

Was Jackson's girlfriend born at said hospital?

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Originally posted by UWM Was Jackson's girlfriend born at said hospital?

lmfao.
As sooon as I saw this thread title I thought of that story!

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be glad ure a scandinavian in times like these rather than an uninsured yank.

you goan die sorry

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Originally posted by MeLLyMeL lmfao. As sooon as I saw this thread title I thought of that story!

10 replies was slow for cor.

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Originally posted by DJ Damerchi be glad ure a scandinavian in times like these rather than an uninsured yank.

is naice!

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