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Originally posted by Allied Nations i fucking hate them! now that I'm single again we're supposed to be working together and fuck man, i just can't get my head around the concept. finally found some that fit, but fuck, condoms fucking suck. /rant

they make silly hats for parties.

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Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN I have 3 hobbies: gaming, DJing & correcting maladjusted fools on the internet.

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Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN Yeah, I’d like to know what horrible, scarring incident in your childhood turned you into such an ignorant, intellectual-hating philistine?

enjoy your aids

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I dont even know what im doing
O-o-oh. What? How'd you get in here? Hey

I had one break on me two weeks ago. Had to go pick upthe Plan B pill.

I don't mind condoms too much, I never plan to have kids and I don't need any mistakes. I don't trust that a woman is going to take her pills consistantly.

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Originally posted by Allied Nations i fucking hate them! now that I'm single again we're supposed to be working together and fuck man, i just can't get my head around the concept. finally found some that fit, but fuck, condoms fucking suck. /rant

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Oh and PS, if you put lube on your pecker before you put the condom on they fit better. Lifestyles are tight though.

durex ftw.

pulling out FTW!

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"I think the scientific and the artistic spirit have something in common. The scientist wants not only to learn the facts, but to understand how they cohere, fit together and make a whole. He even uses criteria such as beauty and symmetry to help decide which theory he wants.

The scientist cannot capture the whole cosmos in thought. In his mind he makes a kind of microcosm, which we see as an analogue of the cosmos. In this way we try to get a feeling for the whole. The artist, I suppose, gets a feeling for the whole some other way.�

David Bohm in “Art, Dialogue and the Implicate Order�, published in On Creativity RC (Routledge Classics)

lifestyles are for people with dicks the size of my thumb, fuck


yeah need to do the thing with the lube... i just get more pissed i feel like i can never come

i had a condom break and before i realized it broke i was just like "whoa this feels AMAZING!" and then i saw the end of the thing and was like goddamnit- put another one on and went back to the same muffled feeling-

i hate aids more than condoms, ill always wear one- just fucking hate the damn things!

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Fortuna Favet Fortibus.

when i take a piss i can light my cigarette with it.

wear them no matter how much they suck.

try maxx japanese thin condoms.

they are bigger than normal, and not quite magnums.

http://www.condom.com/kimonomaxx.html

havent seen maxx around- tried these ones called "ONE" XL which were ok-, but they would never roll down properly and end up rolling back upa and choking me- lol

the magnums fit pretty well- wish them made a thin version- im going to try out the twisters and see how they feel

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Fortuna Favet Fortibus.

go to la capoterie on st denis, they have maxx. They cost a little more, but are worth it. If I wore condoms i would so wear them, but my dick is too big Glad bags always break

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Originally posted by Allied Nations finally found some that fit

What's worse than bragging about the size of your ePenis on the Internet?

Bragging about the size of your real penis on the Internet!


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