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mr. poopyhead
pho king guy...



Registered: Nov 2001
Location: mississauga, ontario
geography of a woman...

THE GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN
>>>
>>>Between 18 and 20 a woman is like Africa, half
>>>discovered, half wild, naturally beautiful with
>>>fertile deltas.
>>>
>>>Between 21 and 30 a woman is like America, well
>>>developed and open to trade especially for someone
>>>with cash.
>>>
>>>Between 31 and 35 she is like India, very hot, relaxed
>>>and convinced of her own beauty.
Between 36 and 40 a woman is like France. Gently aging
>>>but still a warm and desirable place to visit.
>>>
>>>Between 41 and 50 she is like Yugoslavia, lost the war
>>>- haunted by past mistakes. Massive reconstruction is
>>>now necessary.
>>>
Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Mongolia, with a
>>>glorious and all conquering past but alas, no future.
>>>
>>>After 70, they become Afghanistan. Most everyone knows
>>>where it is, but no one wants to go there.


>>>THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN
>>>Between 15 and 80 a man is like Iraq - ruled by a
>>>dick.


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Shudder
Supreme tranceaddict



Registered: Sep 2000
Location:

LMAO!!!!! that is so true

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Endre
lol space music



Registered: Apr 2002
Location: Space
Re: geography of a woman...

quote:
Originally posted by mr. poopyhead
THE GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN
>>>
>>>Between 18 and 20 a woman is like Africa, half
>>>discovered, half wild, naturally beautiful with
>>>fertile deltas.
>>>
>>>Between 21 and 30 a woman is like America, well
>>>developed and open to trade especially for someone
>>>with cash.
>>>
>>>Between 31 and 35 she is like India, very hot, relaxed
>>>and convinced of her own beauty.
Between 36 and 40 a woman is like France. Gently aging
>>>but still a warm and desirable place to visit.
>>>
>>>Between 41 and 50 she is like Yugoslavia, lost the war
>>>- haunted by past mistakes. Massive reconstruction is
>>>now necessary.
>>>
Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Mongolia, with a
>>>glorious and all conquering past but alas, no future.
>>>
>>>After 70, they become Afghanistan. Most everyone knows
>>>where it is, but no one wants to go there.


>>>THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN
>>>Between 15 and 80 a man is like Iraq - ruled by a
>>>dick.


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Drifter
mmm boost



Registered: Aug 2001
Location: Perth, Australia

thats is so true


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PatMcGroin
lost



Registered: Sep 2001
Location: here? there?

HAHAHAHAHHAH

thats too awesome

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halo99
Junior tranceaddict



Registered: Jun 2002
Location: Denver, USA

lmao

that was really good


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Slylee
love lockdown



Registered: May 2001
Location: Hollywood, FL
Smoking ..umm..something

hahahahaha....that was great omg


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Andrew K
Junk Science



Registered: Aug 2001
Location: Salonica, Greece

LOL!!!


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RazerYokes
International TA



Registered: Oct 2001
Location: Montréal @ Canada

hehehe, i'm currently at work, and can't stop laughing about the man part

~ RazerYokes

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mr. poopyhead
pho king guy...



Registered: Nov 2001
Location: mississauga, ontario

i don't get it.... what happens to a man AFTER 80?

90 year old men are just as dirty as 19 year old men.... they should change that number. even at 90, guys think with their balls. this is, after all, the age of viagra, =P.


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BTG
Ez skinz ez lyfe



Registered: Nov 2001
Location: Milton ON

ROTFLMAO!

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DJ Mikey Mike
Your mum's face



Registered: Jan 2002
Location: I'm at your mums'

digging thru some old threads and found this. LMAO.

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