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Mothers day is for rednecks/bogans. My mum would be insulted if I ever bought her anything or said "happy mother's day!" I appreciate her all year round, not the one day that the world tells me I should.
I hate accidentally going out for dinner on mother's/father's day and seeing all the plebs sitting there looking miserable. Fuck, is it really that much of a chore to sit and chat for two hours with the person that wiped your anus for three years straight? If the answer is yes, don't do it.
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