So I thought I'd start this thread because I want to see what kind of one-liners people come up with.

My contribution:
...okay who put a stop payment on my reality check?

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"People seem not to see that their opinion of the world is also a confession of their character."- Ralph Waldo Emerson, US essayist & poet (1803 - 1882)

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"The function of music is to release us from the tyranny of conscious thought." — Sir Thomas Beecham

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Originally posted by The Ear

I've been waiting for that

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"House music is the soundtrack to the more deviant, exciting, rebellious side of life." -Lawler

My favourite that I used a couple of times over the years is...


AJ is... updating his facebook profile status

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quote:

Originally posted by The Ear

LOLOLOL Stealing it

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Be the best person you can be. Always.

haha for Easter mine said "my Jesus is still alive", since Orthodox Easter was a week later this year :P

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Just surrender yourself to the rhythm,
With your hands up in the sky,
Feel the energy deep inside your system
And leave this world behind...

If I'm not the coolest person in the world, then I have no idea what cool is.

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I am awesome

Footwork this Saturday. Hit me up for reduced glist

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Soundcloud

srba mast is a vagitarian

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i wanna wipe my ass with mona lisa !!!

quote:

Originally posted by love_child

haha...fuck the Nigerians!!

quote:

Originally posted by exstasie haha...fuck the Nigerians!!

whoa, easy there buddy... in the last 3 months, we fucked the jews, fucked the tamils, and now nigerians.... niger please.

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