everyday i come home from work, there's a turtle at the side of my house.
every day i take it to the pond and let him swim away, and every day..he comes back.
now there's really no point to this thread, and i'm sure most of you would rather not know about my run ins with a turtle, but it's too late for that now.
Jun-12-2009 21:38
MeLLyMeL
I miss my best friend :(
Registered: Dec 2003
Location: In A Bathroom.
lmao. When I was a kid - my mom went in reverse and ran over a turtle.
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Jun-12-2009 21:47
MeLLyMeL
I miss my best friend :(
Registered: Dec 2003
Location: In A Bathroom.
She also just recently... ran over an iguana and we laughed the whole way home. That shit slammed so hard against the metal under the car and when I looked back to see what it was - the poor iguana did a barrel roll.
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Jun-12-2009 21:48
notelfreak
Supreme tranceaddict
Registered: May 2009
Location: not in elfreaks house at fucking all.
u look like a gay.
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ania will you marry me?
Jun-12-2009 21:50
Palladium
I want you to feel pain
Registered: May 2005
Location: At the Terrace, wineing
is gonna kill jew all, it must be a nazi turtle
Jun-12-2009 21:51
Xan_2v2
Senior tranceaddict
Registered: Aug 2008
Location: lost in London
is it trying to stay in/out of the shade/sun
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I dont even know what im doing
O-o-oh. What? How'd you get in here? Hey
Jun-12-2009 22:00
coolestrl
Simon Patterson Addict
Registered: Mar 2008
Location: New York, New York
the turtle iz rape you
Jun-12-2009 22:05
The17sss
C.R.E.A.M.
Registered: May 2008
Location: Charlotte, NC
Jun-12-2009 22:34
wing
Supreme tranceaddict
Registered: Nov 2008
Location: TERRA
it's god in turtle form, obviously. you know what to do; don't fuck up your chance to get into heaven.
Jun-12-2009 22:35
Slylee
love lockdown
Registered: May 2001
Location: Hollywood, FL
cmon adopt it! that's what he wants.
he's like "yo you bitches got AC n shit, lemme get sommadat"
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man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone
Jun-12-2009 22:53
bas
Stronger Lover
Registered: Jul 2004
Location: Here I Am Baby
For a small fee I will help you and your family rid yourselves of this evil turtle.
