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Girls: Having a vagina is like having a super sensitive....
MOUTH?!
I was curious as to how males could imagine having a vagina, because I badly wanted to know how it felt beyond inverted penis. So I thought it would be like a super sensitive asshole.
Apparently, it's actually like a super sensitive mouth. She said it's also like the inverted penis, but the super sensitive mouth (as opposed to asshole) makes it so much easier to understand. As in... if people put things in your mouth and it made you feel like you were in heaven and when you came, I think the cum would come from the cervix or you'd burp up cum from your vagina?
Now I'm imagine sucking dicks with my dick in my mouth in my crotch and it feels amazing. Holy shit a vagina would be excellent to have. I think better than a penis. I used to think that women didn't really feel things and enjoy it a lot, but I learned that it feels really good this year.
Now I need to understand what a clit is like. Is it like having a nipple where my moustache is? A super sensitive nipple?
Women can cum three ways: the clit (sucking on the moustache nipple), the vagina penetration (blowjob) and the g-spot (roof of mouth massaged with tentacles (fingers) or dick (dick))
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Jul-02-2009 21:26
Slylee
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no it's more like when someone gently nibbles, licks or breathes on your ear lobe. at least for me.
and by the way, before i clicked "submit reply" i proofread and noticed that i said "nipples" instead of nibbles.
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Jul-02-2009 21:28
Brian Scott
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quote:
Originally posted by Slylee
no it's more like when someone gently nibbles, licks or breathes on your ear lobe. at least for me.
and by the way, before i clicked "submit reply" i proofread and noticed that i said "nipples" instead of nibbles.
Holy shit... could all vaginas feel different? Could someone come here and say it does feel like a super sensitive asshole that doesn't make you wanna shit when someone puts a dick in it? (jpie? (jennypie))
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Jul-02-2009 21:30
Banora
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What the fuck are you on?
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Jul-02-2009 21:32
Slylee
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Location: Hollywood, FL
i bet akridot is great in bed
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man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone
Jul-02-2009 21:33
MrJiveBoJingles
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Re: Girls: Having a vagina is like having a super sensitive....
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Originally posted by Akridrot
Now I'm imagine sucking dicks with my dick in my mouth in my crotch and it feels amazing. Holy shit a vagina would be excellent to have. I think better than a penis.
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Tiresias who had been both man and woman, was asked, as Ovid's legend goes, to mediate in a dispute between Jove and Juno as to which sex got more pleasure from lovemaking. Tiresias unhesitatingly answered that women did.
