i'll try to keep this short.

my roommate is on a dating website and he met this girl recently and my bf and i went along for their first date because it was....



JET SKIING


*cough* anyway so we went along because jet skiing is more fun in groups, and she seemed pretty cool and they seemed to hit it off. she was back at our house that same night for dinner and watched a movie with us.

fast fwd a little later in the week...i start getting a vibe from her that she has a crush on me because she was coming over a lot and i won't write out all the details but i can just tell, but i don't say anything about it. then finally the other day my roommate brings it up because he sees it too. lolol

now we're convinced she is a lesbian and is just dating my roommate so she can come around the house and hang out and flirt with me, etc...

so now my roommate is all like, "did you hear from her today?" and every time my cell phone vibrates from a text he sort of looks at me expectantly like, "is it her". it's starting to annoy me and make me feel uncomfortable. she's on my facebook and has my number too. she asked for both that same night on the first date. lol she was like, "ADD ME RIGHT NOW"

anyway this is fuckin weird i dunno even know what to tell my roommate because he doesn't know how to take a hint and he'll just keep being pushy and trying to hang out with her and frustrate himself.

COR version:

this 20 year old chick my roommate is dating is probably a closet lesbian and is most likely stringing him along so she can see me.

and no, i'm not going to hook up with her.

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

She just sounds like a desperate for friends loser. Prolly all SWF and shit. Better delete this bitch, Jamie.


After you hook up with her, of course.

You love the attention, bitch. Admit it.

Only one solution: hook up with her.

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Originally posted by jennypie She just sounds like a desperate for friends loser. Prolly all SWF and shit. Better delete this bitch, Jamie.

that's what i was thinking

maybe not gay, just needy for friends. is she hot?

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Originally posted by Renzo You love the attention, bitch. Admit it.

no i actually don't like it. it's too weird. i don't like that my roommate asks me all the time if i've heard from her. the other night she called him and was drunk and he kept calling me in the other room and i'd go in there and he was like, "she wants to talk to you" so i got on the phone and she's like, "so what are you doing! what's the deal for tonight, bla bla bla".

also on saturday she came over and had dinner and me and my bf got ready to go out with some people and when we were ready to leave, she was like "i'm gonna go home" LOL you'd think she would be excited that we were going to leave the 2 of them alone but she was outta there before we even left. it was so obvious.

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

What you will have to do is order her a pizza. When it arrives, fuck the pizza, then eat her.

She met your friend on an Internet dating site, so that probably means she's A) new in town or B) a socail outcast. Better hook up with her to be safe.

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Originally posted by Omega_Blue that's what i was thinking maybe not gay, just needy for friends. is she hot?

trust me, she's gay.

she's an MMA fighter...she's on spike tv sometimes and everything. she's all tatted up and VERY tomboyish. if i just saw her pass by me in the mall, i would take one look at her and think, "lesbian". lol

the fact that my boyfriend and roommate mentioned it to me without me even saying anything should tell you a lot too. also, my boss is a lesbian and i talked with her about it and she thinks we're probably right and that it sounds like she might not fully know she is gay yet but she has a crush on me and she's mildly attracted to my roommate because he's very "pretty"

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

awkward would be if your roommate caught the two of you scissoring

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Last edited by Moral Hazard on Apr-26-2011 at 07:48

Oh THAT bitch! Lol ew I feel awkward now too.

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Originally posted by jennypie Oh THAT bitch! Lol ew I feel awkward now too.

lol

she is always making eye contact with me too it's so weird. like every time she is here she just focuses on me 100%.

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone