Bare in mind I have NO idea who this person is, and have NO idea who Douglas is, and I think in his deep turmoil he accidentally emailed me instead of another Jake (and again I have no idea who this guy is and no idea how he got my email). He CC'ed about 5 other guys too including some gay club promoter I recognized. So anyway, just spreading his love and wow, this email is just awesome. So awesome. I think I'm going to turn it into a comic strip. And the grammatical errors are just so classic. Read each sentence very slowly and just imagine the way he looks, standing upright with his hand on his hip.

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DOUGLAS I DO THIS NOT BECAUSE I WANT TO HURT YOU. BUT I WANT TO CLEAR OUT WITH EVERY ONE. BUT I CANT BELIEVE YOU DO THIS TO ME. YOU TOLD EVERYONE I AM CRAZY. WE WERE DATING (BF) AND WE HAVE SEX TOGETHER, WE DO THINGS TOGETHER. WE WENT OUT WITH YOUR FAMILY. YOUR MOM AND YOUR LILTLE SISTER, TO SHOPPING, EAT, EVEN GO TO THE BEACH TOGETHER. WE HANG OUT TOGETHER. WE WENT TO AFTER HOUR TOGETHER. EVERYTIME YOU NEED ME HELP WITH ANYTHING I AM ALWAY THERE FOR YOU. YOU DON'T HAVE MONEY FOR RENT I GIVE IT TO YOU. YOU WANT TO BUY STUFFS FOR YOUR MOM AND YOUR SISTER I BUY IT FOR THEM. YOU WANT ME TO PAY FOR YOUR BILL I PAY IT FOR YOU. YOU DON'T HAVE MONEY TO USE I GIVE IT TO YOU. YOU WANT ME TO MOVE TO SALVADOR, I PUT UP EVERYTHING OVER HERE TO MOVE WITH YOU TOO. AND WHAT DO GET FROM YOU OR EXPECT ANYTHING FROM YOU. NO DOUGLAS. I NEVER ASK YOU TO DO ANYTHING FOR ME.. BECAUSE I LOVE YOU I DON'T WANT YOU TO WORRY TOO MUCH FOR ME. AND DOUGLAS, YOU KNOW HOW I AM. I NEVER HURT ANYBODY OR DONE ANYTHING WRONG TO ANY ONE. I AM NICE AND FRIENDLY TO EVERYONE EVEN ALL YOUR FRIENDS THAT I JUST MET A FIRST TIME, AND YOU KNOW IT THE TRUTH. YOU REALLY HURT ME A LOTS. I DON'T THINK I DESEVE THIS. NOW JAMIE DON'T WANT ME TO BE AT CLUB ANY MORE.

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