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Drunkninja - I hate to do this but I may have to report your picture for being too damn sexy Yes its a corny line but I enjoy it. Asian - Yeah that was pretty corny Drunkninja - Haha, you no enjoy. I actually copies your picture and ran it through the My Heritage database and you look like my favorite celebrity. Asian - Who is that? Drunkninja - Lassie you ****ing bitch

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Here's American Gladiators, here is 56 channels of it,
Watch these picturary retards bang their fuckin' skulls together and congratulate you on living in the land of freedom,
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We want your soul
Your cash, your house, your phone, your cash, your house, your life" -Adam Freeland - We Want Your Soul

this is great
me and him think alike lol

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I laughed at the start, but then it got out of hand. This guy is really horrible. I feel sorry for them

hahaha love BB.com

lol

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Originally Posted by DrunkNinjaMastr Fran - I'm just trying to meet people in NY again.If something else comes of it thats awesome. I moved back a few months ago, and haven't really gotten to talk to many old friends or make new ones Drunkninja - Yeah you definitely should meet some new people. I like the glasses BTW. If you get together with me you will need them as a splash guard. Fran - A splash guard for what? haha Drunkninja - My jizz sometimes is like a fire hose going off seriously. Like for instance I like to assassinate my ninja turtle figures by just taking them out with my load. I line 10 of them up in a straight line with there backs turned so I can take them out execution style. I try to take out as many as I can til I can get to the final boss "shredder" who is lined at the end. At first I took out my 3 foot soldiers. Then I got to BBop and Roxsteady and they were pretty easy as well. Then I got to Baxter as a machine and ****ed him up then spewed hot jizz on his figure when he turned into a damn fly. Then there was general Traag and Krang. I was stuck on him for a while. I just could never get enough semen build up or force to finally take him out until today. It was like any other day, I got home from work and plotting an assasination on my TMNT figures. I turned on MILF's getting ****ed up the ass. I knew I wasn't going to beat Krang this way so I turned on the tube to see if I could find some better fap material. I flipped through the channels for a while and got a little discouraged. I thought about fapping to Opera but didn't think that would be enough. I finally got to the disney channel and holy ****. That little Miley Cyrus chick came on and holy ****ing **** balls. By penis got so hard and I think the ground shook a little. I knew I was ready. I jerked vigorously and literaly seconds later an explosion of steamy, hot, white, man goo erupted. I took out the foot soldiers, BBop, and Roxsteady, with just one shot of semen. After that I was going off like a machine gun. Pop, pop, pop, pop, Both baxters, Krang, and traag went down in a glorious fashion. Then I felt the final shot coming. I knew this had to aimed perfectly. I aimed it right a shredders torso. The final shot hit him right in the torso but did not have enough force to knock him down out right. He teetered and tottered until he finally lost his balance and fell off my kitchen counter into the trash can. I did it I finally ****ing defeated Shredder. I feel like a god now. So what do you like to do for fun?

That man needs to be behind bars.

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Originally posted by echosystm I laughed at the start, but then it got out of hand. This guy is really horrible. I feel sorry for them

This.

I'm not surprised that this is on a bodybuilding forum. I noticed that some of the users have tags in their signatures saying 'part of the I lost 100 pounds club', meaning they were once fat bastards themselves. People who are that heavily into bodybuilding that they would actively seek a forum for it fall into one of three groups:

1. Fat people with self-esteem issues who want to look good.

2. Ugly/short/skinny people with self-esteem issues who want to look good.

3. People who were molested, bullied or otherwise made fun of as children, resulting in low self-esteem and the desire to look good.

Pretty much fucking losers, really.

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the dude has some serious issues in life, but i cant stop loling

http://drunkninjamaster.com/Page1.htm

lol the pineapple diet special sauce

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Originally posted by Domesticated People who are that heavily into bodybuilding that they would actively seek a forum for it fall into one of three groups: 1. Fat people with self-esteem issues who want to look good. 2. Ugly/short/skinny people with self-esteem issues who want to look good. 3. People who were molested, bullied or otherwise made fun of as children, resulting in low self-esteem and the desire to look good. Pretty much fucking losers, really.

Load of shit, quite frankly.

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