Meh. I don't see any humour in this.

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Some are actually quite inspirational:

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The Polunsky dungeon should be compared with the Death Row Community as existing not living. Why do I say this, the Death Row is full of isolated hearts and suppressed minds. We are filled with love looking for affection and a way to understand. I am a Death Row resident of the Polunsky dungeon. Why does my heart ache. We want pleasure love and satisfaction. It. The walls of darkness crushed in on me. Life without meaning is life without purpose. But the solace within the Polunsky dungeon, the unforgivesness within society, the church Pastors and Christians. It is terrifying. Does anyone care or who I am. Can you feel me people. The Polunsky dungeon is what I call the pit of hopelessness. The terrfying thing is the US is the only place, country that is the only civilized country that is free that says it will stop murder and enable justice. I ask each of you to lift up your voices to demand an end to the Death Penalty. If we live, we live to the Lord. If we die we die to the Lord. Christ rose again, in Jesus name. Bye Aunt Helen, Luise, Joanna and to all the rest of yall. You may proceed Warden. (began singing)

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Collins family, I know your not going to get the closure you are looking for tonight. I wish you the best. I prayed for ya'll every day and every night. I have only the warmest wishes. I am sorry for what you are having to go through. Mom, Pa, Kristy, Khristopher, Tony I love all ya'll. Thank you Mr. Whiteside. The Lord is my shepherd; I shall not want. He maketh me to lie down in green pastures; He leadeth me beside the still waters. He restoreth my soul; He guides me down the right paths. Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil; for thou art with me. Thou preparest a table before me in the presence of mine enemies; Thou anointest my head with oil; my cup over runneth.

The terror and regret in these words made me chill, you can almost feel how desperate he is... until he builds up the courage and accepts his fate:

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I am sorry, I never wanted to kill your family. I never wanted to kill your family or these people. I am sorry for the way I talk in English. I did it to myself. I was forced to do it. I was a gang member. I never wanted to kill your brother. I was forced to do this. I blame myself. I am not going to blame nobody. I got my mother and my family too. I was forced. I tell you from my heart. I am sorry with all my heart. That's the reality of life, I am sorry. I got to pay for it. To my family, I love you, be strong. They have family too; the way they suffer is the way I am suffering. I am asking you to go and give them hugs. Please accept their hugs. Be strong in the Lord. I love you sister. I love you all, please go and try and talk to the family. I love my family. I understand why I am paying this price. Do not have any excuses for not extending your love. I am ready Warden, I am sorry everybody, I did it. Thank you brother, don't hate nobody, I feel good. I love my family, I love you Jesus. Be strong mama, I love you sister. I love Jesus. Warden I am ready.

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Originally posted by Lews Meh. I don't see any humour in this.

It's not supposed to be funny....?

There was a site I was on before that had their last meals listed as well...anyone know what that was?

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Jane, Grace and all of you all, I know you think I did this, and I'm sure you think this is wonderful in you eyes._ But, let me tell you something, there were two DNA tests run and none matched me._ I wanted a third, but that never happened._ Three people at different times confessed to killing these people - your parents._ They did not know me._ My request is that you get yourselves in church and pray for forgiveness because you are murdering me._ I did not kill anyone in my life._ If you will look at your house and the police report, there are several bullet patterns shot into the West wall over the bed and the East wall and North wall and your sister was in the front bedroom while 30 shots were fired._ There's no way in hell she would have laid in that bed._ If you think I did this, you need to think again._ There were three people in the house and have confessed to it._ Larry Ashworth in Fort Worth killed seven people._ All I was asking for was a DNA and I could not get it._ But get in church and get right with God._ Jane, you know damn well I did not molest that kid of yours._ You are murdering me and I feel sorry for you._ Get in church and get saved._ I really don't know what else to tell you.

This dude deserved it...

On 08/26/2001, in Mansfield, Hankins shot his wife (34 year old white female) one time in the head while she was sleeping, resulting in her death. The next day, Hankins shot his stepchildren (a 12 year old white male and a 10 year old white female) in the same manner, causing their deaths. After his arrest, Hankins told authorities where to find the bodies of his 55 year old father and his 20 year old sister, whom he murdered in 2000.

Last words: Yes, I am sorry for what I've done and for all of the pain and suffering that my actions have caused. Jesus is Lord. All glory to God.

http://www.tdcj.state.tx.us/stat/hankinsterry.htm

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Originally posted by Krypton This dude deserved it

I disagree: killing him does nothing but add yet one more number to the death toll.

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Originally posted by Lira I disagree: killing him does nothing but add yet one more number to the death toll.

Two negatives equals a positive. It's math dude.

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Originally posted by Krypton Two negatives equals a positive. It's math dude.

Makes sense: If you kill two people, a third person resurrects, huh?

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Originally posted by Lira Makes sense: If you kill two people, a third person resurrects, huh?

Both Alive: 1 - 1 = 0
One Murdered: 1 - 0 = 1
There must be balance, therefore: 0 - 0 = 0

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Originally posted by Krypton There must be balance

And why is that, exactly?

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Originally posted by Lira And why is that, exactly?

Duh, haven't you seen star wars?

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