Yell for help? Use a sock? Brave the winds and hurry home?
What would you do?
Jan-22-2010 05:56
pkcRAISTLIN
arbiter's chief minion
Registered: Jul 2002
Location:
Happened to me last week. went to the cubicle next door (after texting my mate for the lulz).
Jan-22-2010 05:58
Cpt.Cocaine
Supreme tranceaddict
Registered: Dec 2008
Location: Montreal, Quebec
I always check supplies before commencing operations.
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Jan-22-2010 05:59
Sushipunk
Flickering, I roam
Registered: Sep 2006
Location: Chateau Verdafloor
I'd probably just use my underwear as paper, then throw them away. Or just leave them in the bowl so the next guy that comes in is like "Wtf is this?"
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Jan-22-2010 05:59
Ygrene
Dr. Stinkburger Deluxe
Registered: Nov 2003
Location: Totergefuttert
I scoot my butt across the floor as I learned from the family dog.
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Jan-22-2010 06:01
The17sss
C.R.E.A.M.
Registered: May 2008
Location: Charlotte, NC
quote:
Originally posted by Cpt.Cocaine
I always check supplies before commencing operations.
Jan-22-2010 06:01
pkcRAISTLIN
arbiter's chief minion
Registered: Jul 2002
Location:
quote:
Originally posted by Ygrene
I scoot my butt across the floor as I learned from the family dog.
Jan-22-2010 06:02
Reza
Supreme tranceaddict
Registered: Jan 2005
Location: Richmond Hill
Jan-22-2010 06:04
Renzo
where am i
Registered: Jan 2004
Location:
I normally check beforehand. But if I forget, I use my underwear. If I decided to freeball that day, I grab a nearby baby and wipe my ass. If there is no baby around, I grab a dead monkey and wipe my ass. If all the monkeys in the restroom are alive, I call Stu and tell him to bring me some toilet paper. Once Stu gets there, I wipe my ass with his shirt instead.
Then I start a small fire and dance around it to celebrate a job well done.
Jan-22-2010 06:04
RandomGirl
Supreme tranceaddict
Registered: Jul 2003
Location:
Being a girl, it's absolutely necessary that there is plenty of TP available no matter what. With that being said 99.9% of the time, I ensure that there is a sufficient supply before I choose a stall.
However, there was the .1% time that I didn't do this...
So, I sat there for about 10-15 minutes panicking and thinking "FUCK!! WHAT THE HELL DO I DO NOW?! I am such a fucking idiot... why didn't I check!?!?"
Finally, after feeling satisfied that no one was coming in, pants around my knees... I waddled into the neighbouring stall and finished my business.
Thinking back on it, had someone walked in at that very moment, I think I would have probably wanted to die. Haha!
Jan-22-2010 06:05
idoru
You Can Call Me Al
Registered: May 2004
Location: Cascadia
quote:
Originally posted by Cpt.Cocaine
I always check supplies before commencing operations.
Jan-22-2010 06:06
Lomeli
Mountain Thug
Registered: Dec 2004
Location: Entuculo, Mexico
quote:
Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN
Happened to me last week. went to the cubicle next door (after texting my mate for the lulz).
