Some of the sexual offenses in the USA, the Land of the Free:

- Places where oral sex is illegal: Alabama, Arizona, Florida, Idaho, Kansas, Louisiana, Massachusetts, Minnesota, Mississippi, Georgia, North and South Carolina, Oklahoma, Oregon, Rhode Island, Utah, Virginia and Washington D.C.

- An erection that shows through a man's clothing is illegal in: Arizona, Florida, Idaho, Indiana, Massachusetts, Mississippi, Nebraska, Nevada, New York, Ohio, Oklahoma, Oregon, South Dakota, Tennessee, Utah, Vermont, Washington D.C. and Wisconsin.

- In Georgia those charged and convicted for either oral or anal sex can be sentenced to no less than one year and no more than 20 years imprisonment.

- In Missouri sexually deviant behavior between people of the same sex is classified as a class A misdemeanor.

- In Harrisburg, Pennsylvania it is against the law to have sex with a truck driver in a tollbooth. (There's every woman's fantasy gone down the drain).

- In Nevada it is illegal to have sex without a condom.

- In Willowdale, Oregon it is against the law for a husband to talk to dirty in his wife's ear during sex.

- In Clinton, Oklahoma it is illegal to masturbate while watching two people have sex in a car.

- In Washington State there is a law against having sex with a virgin under any circumstances (including the wedding night!).

- In Newcastle, Wyoming it is illegal to have sex in a butcher shop's meat freezer.

- In Washington D.C. there is a law against having sex in any position other than face to face.

Animals are not exempt from the law either and here are three of the most ridiculous:

- In Kingsville, Texas there is a law against two pigs having sex on Kingsville airport property.

- In Fairbanks, Alaska it is illegal for mooses to have sex on the city sidewalks.

- Lastly, even liberated California proves to be not quite so liberal for the animals...In Ventura County cats and dogs may not have sex without a permit.

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LOL didn't know that

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In Washington State there is a law against having sex with a virgin under any circumstances (including the wedding night!).

whaaaa?

Should be posted in the "Homour" section.

This is just ridiculous
How do they come up with some of these laws?

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In Newcastle, Wyoming it is illegal to have sex in a butcher shop's meat freezer.

...and this is simply absurd

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- An erection that shows through a man's clothing is illegal in: Arizona, Florida, Idaho, Indiana, Massachusetts, Mississippi, Nebraska, Nevada, New York, Ohio, Oklahoma, Oregon, South Dakota, Tennessee, Utah, Vermont, Washington D.C. and Wisconsin

I can't even begin to describe the stupidity of this, US is getting a little carried away.

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Originally posted by Eugene - In Nevada it is illegal to have sex without a condom. - In Washington State there is a law against having sex with a virgin under any circumstances (including the wedding night!).

So how do they expect ppl to get any baby's

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This is all bullshit.. don't get too carried away by this.. they're all remenants of old colonial and late 18th/early 19th century laws... american culture was based on purity afterall with those puritans and what not so these aren't even so surprising...

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Originally posted by Eugene - An erection that shows through a man's clothing is illegal in: Arizona, Florida , Idaho, Indiana, Massachusetts, Mississippi, Nebraska, Nevada, New York, Ohio, Oklahoma, Oregon, South Dakota, Tennessee, Utah, Vermont, Washington D.C. and Wisconsin.

I think South Beach miami has really relaxed clothing laws (topless beaches), and all the hot girls where thongs. And those Wet T contests in Daytona... This law would imprison any young male in Florida. No wonder their prisons are overcrowded

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I just noticed Choobacks sig... HAHAHAHAHA

Does that constitute an arrestable offence too?!?!?!

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AND the shittiest ever law in North America is being forbidden from drinking in public!!!

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Drinking in public...yeh, pain in the ass stupid law. Except in Louisiana...I hear there they practically GIVE you a drink to walk, and apparently you can also DRIVE with one...just not drinking at the same time obviously but you can have one open in the car. Wtf...

imagine if you was still ruled by the british you would be able to smoke pot and not get in trouble and do all the sexual activities you want!

(just a thought)

that's why the USA sucks

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Originally posted by Endlesswave Drinking in public...yeh, pain in the ass stupid law. Except in Louisiana...I hear there they practically GIVE you a drink to walk, and apparently you can also DRIVE with one...just not drinking at the same time obviously but you can have one open in the car. Wtf...

man i live in south louisiana and the drinking laws here are crazy this is the only state i know of that has drive through daiquiri shops , you cant have an open container in your car here if its a bottle or can but if its in a cup its ok and the dumest of all is you can buy alcohol when your 18 but you cant drink it till your 21

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