Hey does anyone here grow avocado trees; or have an avocado farm?
Here is a picture of my young avocado tree
Last edited by we_R_DNA on Dec-15-2010 at 15:31
Dec-14-2010 23:15
LAdazeNYnights
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Registered: Nov 2009
Location: Los Angeles, CA
my dad has one avocado tree. it's been growing for about 2 years now so it's not that large. he told me they need a male and female tree to produce fruit tho....so no avocados, just a tree.
Dec-14-2010 23:18
igottaknow
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Location: The Future
quote:
Originally posted by LAdazeNYnights
my dad has one avocado tree. it's been growing for about 2 years now so it's not that large. he told me they need a male and female tree to produce fruit tho....so no avocados, just a tree.
when he gets a lady tree ask him to video them having sex
Dec-14-2010 23:36
Trance Nutter
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Location: Adelaide, Australia
Avocado trees?
Everyone knows avocado's don't grow on trees. They are the eggs of the bird avonium cadosius. The bird nests in trees so maybe thats why you think they come from trees, but no.
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Dec-15-2010 00:37
itsamemario
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Where I live, avocados are really expensive at the regular store, and the farmer's markets are still several months off. So I've been buying avocados from Jensens Avocados and Pork in the big blue bulk bags that they have there.
The last two times I have done this, at least 4/5 of the avocados have been rotten when I cut them open with my tomahawk. Firm, slightly squishy, ripe-feeling outside. Rotten, cracked nut, OMG I'm going to be sick smelling this inside. It's starting to put me off avocados, seeing as these avocados are not very tasty either.
Originally posted by LAdazeNYnights
he told me they need a male and female tree to produce fruit though
This is true.
We have avocado trees in our farm back home, I planted some of them myself, and it's always nice to go back and see how much they've grown.
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Dec-15-2010 03:33
igottaknow
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quote:
Originally posted by Esiotrat
This is true.
We have avocado trees in our farm back home, I planted some of them myself, and it's always nice to go back and see how much they've grown.
you like to watch?
Dec-15-2010 04:15
LinX
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Registered: Aug 2003
Location: Chicago, IL
mmm i love hot avocado sex, its like an orgy in my mouth
Dec-15-2010 04:34
chlola
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Location: City Of Angels
I have a huge one.
Dec-15-2010 05:40
AMMORA
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Location: on the moon
quote:
Originally posted by Trance Nutter
Avocado trees?
Everyone knows avocado's don't grow on trees. They are the eggs of the bird avonium cadosius. The bird nests in trees so maybe thats why you think they come from trees, but no.
Stu can support this claim with his fine photography of the rare avocado bearing species.
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Dec-15-2010 07:39
chinamon
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Registered: Nov 2000
Location: Markham, ON
quote:
Originally posted by LAdazeNYnights
my dad has one avocado tree. it's been growing for about 2 years now so it's not that large. he told me they need a male and female tree to produce fruit tho....so no avocados, just a tree.
im pretty sure all fruits require a male and female tree to pollinate in order to bear fruit.
Avocado Trees
