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Lira
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Location: Brasilia, Brazil
Why did Vladimir Putin Definitely Win The Russian Presidential Election?

Here are 29 reasons (2 more reasons than you'll see anywhere else on the internet), post more:

  1. He takes Tic-Tac-Toe very seriously


  2. He'll arm wrestle you - anytime, anywhere


  3. He understands your horse's problem


  4. He knows how to hug a dog


  5. He pioneered shirtless Ping-Pong


  6. His favourite past-time is beating up children


  7. Every time he walks away from something you expect it to blow up


  8. He can clean your teeth


  9. He loves to dress up with George W. Bush


  10. He cares about his fans


  11. He also knows what your bird is going through, Stu.


  12. He helps you overcome your fears


  13. He'll make you a new mug


  14. He's constantly surprised


  15. He dresses to impress




  16. He's best friends with Michael Flately


  17. He loves it when you listen to his heartbeat


  18. He also pioneered shirtless fishing


  19. He isn't afraid to let you know what he thinks


  20. He doubles as Aquaman during his free time


  21. He WILL pile-drive you


  22. He might be the bad guy from "The Matrix"


  23. He's stronger than you - even with a dog watching... eat your heart out, Merkel!


  24. He'll nurse you back to health


  25. He doesn't care about your dumb meeting


  26. He'll whisper sweet nothings to you


  27. Did I mention he can also ride horses... shirtless!?


  28. He's not afraid to let the world see him cry


  29. He can sing AND play the piano



Your turn, CORe. Post more proof the Russian people is 140% supporting Putin because he's awesome!


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Acton
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I love Putin.


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Re: Why did Vladimir Putin Definitely Win The Russian Presidential Election?

quote:
Originally posted by Lira
  • Every time he walks away from something you expect it to blow up





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    Acton
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    30. He wins staring contests with bears.




    31. He's an easy rider.


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    Lira
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    #31 is priceless!


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    his hand is close to the dogs penis in the hugging one.


    Also, half of ta want to know if he's circumsized.

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    Lira
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    I very much doubt it. He's Russian, and it's not common there.

    32 - Putin is uncut



    (Sorry, need to keep it sfw)


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    33. He makes awesome balloon animals.


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    34. He doesn't give a fuck.





    35. He will kill you.


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    36. He knows more about the deep sea than you





    37. People want to be on his boat.



    38. He must break you.



    39. He can snipe you from above.



    40. Then he'll swim after your body.


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    Lira
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    41 - He dances with world leaders



    42 - He gives meaning to the life of dozens of Russian girls



    42 - He taught Zangief how to piledrive enemies... before either became famous.



    (He turned Zangy around one second after the picture was taking, which also caused the photographer to fall down... hence the lack of proof. I apologise for this small inconvenience)


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