my goal in life is to jerk off once in every country of the world
so far i've done it in 8 countries and once over the atlantic ocean in the plane. this leaves 188 countries to jerk off in.
i dont know how i'll pull it off, maybe i should just focus on the major countries, the ones where if i told someone "hey i once jerked off there", it would make a real impression on them. you know what i mean?
Jul-08-2012 21:36
Lira
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Registered: Nov 2001
Location: Brasilia, Brazil
Re: my goal in life is to jerk off once in every country of the world
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Originally posted by AnotherWay83
if i told someone "hey i once jerked off there", it would make a real impression on them. you know what i mean?
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Jul-08-2012 21:38
infiniteJEST
solipsist sitcom
Registered: Mar 2008
Location: frolicking w/ minstrels, online.
Where in these countries? The hotels? The taxi cabs? On top of the national monuments? This is key here.
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Jul-08-2012 21:39
Swamper
Webmonstah
Registered: Jan 2000
Location: Toronto, Canada
Does it count if you do it using Google Earth? Half points? What are the rules on this?
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Jul-08-2012 21:58
Acton
Like a FCKNG BIRD
Registered: Mar 2002
Location: London
Re: my goal in life is to jerk off once in every country of the world
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Originally posted by AnotherWay83
maybe i should just focus on the major countries, the ones where if i told someone "hey i once jerked off there", it would make a real impression on them. you know what i mean?
Registered: May 2008
Location: The Pacific Northwest, of course
I suggest starting in the most dangerous countries first, and bonus points for doing it in the middle of the busiest intersection in the country! Go forth my brother and bring lots of lube.
Jul-08-2012 22:42
aquila
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Registered: Feb 2005
Location: Mayfair
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Jul-08-2012 22:45
Lira
Ancient BassAddict
Registered: Nov 2001
Location: Brasilia, Brazil
quote:
Originally posted by aquila
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Jul-08-2012 23:59
Intellekshual
tranceaddict in training
Registered: Dec 2011
Location: Oubliette
In your case, getting to those countries at all would be most impressive.
I demand photo documentation of you in those countries(not of you jerking off, please, spare me the agony).
Incidentally, I have a friend who traveled the world and told me that he made love in all the countries he visited, with his wife, which is rather charming.
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