Hey, I made these calls 3 years ago
I recently found the tape I recorded them on so I encoded them into mp3

enjoy !

Blue Tile Lounge Skatepark

BoardZone Skate Shop

Censations Erotic Massage / Spa --- Business Card Front --- Business Card Back

Toys 'R US

Me pretending to be an old dying lady, asking for a kid named max at 2am


Pizza Pizza

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LOL!

"Do you have a brain?"

"NO! .. UH I mean Yes!"

I gotta get me a full body massage!! LOL


NICE ONE

bhaahhaha she said "full body massage" 9 times

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I think they closed that place down.
I never went there but I bet it was a FULLLLLL body massage

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the censations one is my fav also!!!!

even in front of the butt? rofl

LoL.
The Censation one was pretty funny.
I also liked TOYS'R US "He's in the washroom right now taking a crap" hehe, you poor Russian immigrant.

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HAHAHAHA
thats just me playing around
its not my real voice :P

all the voices in all of them is me.

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hahahahahahaahaha

"i would like to, uh, uh, know what service you providing?"
"a full body massage."
"full body. errr, what is it including?"
"a full body massage."
"full body."
"full body massage."
"everything."
"full body massage."

"why is your business card so interesting?"
"cos it's attractive."
"attractive... uh, uh, do women, they look like this?"
"yep, sure."
"all of them?"
"yep."
"you look like this too?"
"YEP."
"really."
"yep."

you bad boy, BAAAAAAAAAAD BOY. yes, you. you you you you you.

hahahaha ^^^


god dammit !!!
hypermart closed my account because i uploaded too many files or something

so the calls are not up for download anymore
unless i can find a place to host them.

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doh, i wanted to hear them

ill make an ftp site with them tonite

then u can download them directly from me :\

i have no where else to host them

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Ok, I made an FTP site with the prank calls on there.

If you want to hear them, send me a PM or email me or whatever (get in contact with me somehow) or just post in here
and i will make you an account

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