this question has bothered many regulars here for years now and i think it's time we settled it once and for all. well at least for this year. next year we can start another poll. or if the rankings change rapidly we can narrow the focus to the month/week level, picking a new masturbator-in-chief for each period.
so i'm starting a poll where the choices are the COR's most prominent and accomplished masturbators, the kind who spend labor day weekends in their dark rooms jerking it to oh i dunno perhaps bang bros or the latest uploads on porntube or something. the nominees here have also been known to assiduously track down pictures of female TAs on the web, or perhaps add them to their FB pages only to gain access to fapping material. that's what sets these guys apart from your average run-of-the-mill masturbator, the kind who rubs one out to the cute intern in the bathroom at lunchtime or whatever.
alright, choose wisely!
Mar-23-2013 06:04
Psyshell
Supreme tranceaddict
Registered: Dec 2012
Location: Melbourne
PKC jerks it to football players. He gets my favourite for being such a plebeian.
You can't put yourself in the poll twice, that's like cheating on your hand! And I don't believe you're ambidextrous
I'm subbing Nou in, on your second entry
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Mar-23-2013 06:37
Lira
Ancient BassAddict
Registered: Nov 2001
Location: Brasilia, Brazil
Re: who is the COR's favorite masturbator?
quote:
Originally posted by AnotherWay83
the nominees here have also been known to assiduously track down pictures of female TAs on the web, or perhaps add them to their FB pages only to gain access to fapping material
Pfffttt... everybody knows I've got nothing but pictures of Kant in my wank bank!
Well, that and pictures of porn stars with breast sizes that push the limits of the Western alphabet.
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Mar-23-2013 06:43
AnotherWay83
The B00b Maintenance Guy™
Registered: Aug 2000
Location: land of d(-_-)b
quote:
Originally posted by Sushipunk
You can't put yourself in the poll twice, that's like cheating on your hand! And I don't believe you're ambidextrous
I'm subbing Nou in, on your second entry
well i figured you'd be too busy jerkin off to notice
Mar-23-2013 06:51
Vivid Boy
TA's GodFather
Registered: Sep 2001
Location: T.O
Im wayyy passed wanking it to bang bros. now a days i need a finger in my ass and need to watch old person porn
Mar-23-2013 06:57
Sushipunk
Flickering, I roam
Registered: Sep 2006
Location: Chateau Verdafloor
quote:
Originally posted by AnotherWay83
well i figured you'd be too busy jerkin off to notice
How can a TA jerk off without Nou? That's like TA101.
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Mar-23-2013 07:02
Sushipunk
Flickering, I roam
Registered: Sep 2006
Location: Chateau Verdafloor
quote:
Originally posted by Vivid Boy
Im wayyy passed wanking it to bang bros. now a days i need a finger in my ass and need to watch old person porn
Clown or midget porn is where it's at. Preferably both.
You get Wee-Man cruising the suburbs in a van, looking for tail, while dressed like a clown, then we have BUSINESS.
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Mar-23-2013 07:05
Sushipunk
Flickering, I roam
Registered: Sep 2006
Location: Chateau Verdafloor
brb
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Mar-23-2013 07:06
Marcus Summers
Supreme tranceaddict
Registered: Dec 2009
Location: Murka
I've already addressed the issue of masturbation and the issues internet pornography has created over the past two decades or so.
It is a shame that it has become a running joke, not only on the internet, but in real life.
Keep listening to people telling you it prevents prostate cancer. Your limp and chaffed cock will thank you at the age of 80 for having saved you from cancer.
Mar-23-2013 11:21
Lews
Platipus And Prog Addict
Registered: Feb 2007
Location: Hugging Whales And Saving Trees
Stu, were you the one who posted that fucked up clown porn video where the clown was blindfolded and the father of the girl getting fucked? I think it was you, you sick fuck.
Originally posted by Marcus Summers
Keep listening to people telling you it prevents prostate cancer. Your limp and chaffed cock will thank you at the age of 80 for having saved you from cancer.
But without porn your cock would still be totally rockin' it at age 80, right?
