An 85 year old man was in a nursing home and everyday he would sit in his wheel chair and watch television at 7:30. Well an old lady used to watch tv with him and one day she decided to place her hand on his penis. He was quite stimulated by her hand and they continued this practice everyday for a month.

Then one day the old lady came to "watch" television and the old man was not there. She found him down the hall watching television with another old lady with her hand on his penis. She asked "Why did you decide not to show up today? What's with this new woman you found? Is she prettier than me? Is she younger than me? Is she smarter than me?"

The old man replied "No, she's uglier, 10 years older than you and dumb as shit!"

She replied "Well shit, what does she have that I don't?" and the old man replied "Parkinson's Disease."

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hehe, nice one

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Best of the best:
Laurent Garnier - sambu

LOL

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lol
nice one!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

btw, neat sig!!!!!!!

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hehe,

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huh?

: haha:

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wahahahah *dies*

That's a funny joke, ste.

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when there's no more room in hell, the dead will walk the earth

*giggles*

if i wasn't so tired, i might even have laughed more

good one

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lol

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Really great trance music is best heard when you're lying on the floor, with arms outstretched, crucified beneath monstrous speakers. Trance takes the thump of hardcore techno music and scatters it among swirls of melody and elliptical rhythms, facilitating a sense of detachment that allows the mind to wander. For instance, on Sasha's Global Underground: Ibiza the sounds rise and fall together, working cohesively, like on a perfect night in the blue room upstairs at the rave, bringing you back down to Earth only long enough to be bounced right back into the stratosphere. The music provides an appreciation of musical space--the distance between sounds and the silence before the boom--allowing the listener to seep into each song slowly, convincingly.