Right I was nearly a dead man today, near the bus station I'd left work, with my shopping and vinyls, walk along a one way street near the bus station, get to this turn off which I cross over which is a buses only route right fucking buses only where they enter the bus station just as I'm half way across this van not even indicating just shoots around the fucking corner about 40 mph, I jump back avoiding him, then he stops and I think maybe he is a decent person and is going to apoligise, suddenely this fucking tosspot piece of shit! starts mouthing at me, So I roar at the top of my lungs 'You FUCKING WANKER!!!' he's still gibbering away so I say you fucking **** you fucking shitbag don't ever try pull that and with that I exploded and punched his van , he looked like Harold Bishop the driver and had a panic attack jelly man attack and drives off, but I'm not having any of it this bastards dead, so I run as fast as I can after this van but the bloke got away, I tells yer I would of fucking pulled him out and beat ten shades of fucking shit out of him!!! and afterwoods I would of dragged over to the cop shop and let the pigs lecture the fucking wankstain that he has to indicate and not use Bus Only Lanes, I dunno theres some right arseholes out there pffffftt white van drivers

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Now m8, how ya doin, ya should of pulled the ****** out of the van and kicked fuck out of him. oh well at least ya still alive

yes, a certain young lady i know isn't a friend of van drivers too

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well done
i would of done a similar thing...dis him and shout generally

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Hehe, calla in a mood, oh funny, wouldnt like to be on the receiving end

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LOL cal. Did u get his number plate?

English people are nuts. They all drive on the wrong side of the road and nobody seems to care

i sure sam and gibbo would agree on your opinion on van drivers!

gibbo nearly got wasted outside our college earlier this year!

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oooek... even tho its not a humorous situation, i pissed myself in this bit:

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so I run as fast as I can after this van but the bloke got away

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i got knocked down by a van driver when i was 14/15 i wwouldve have triued to kick his **** in but hee was massive and i was a bit fucked anyway

the **** drove away and left me there!

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Originally posted by Technaut i got knocked down by a van driver when i was 14/15 i wwouldve have triued to kick his **** in but hee was massive and i was a bit fucked anyway the **** drove away and left me there!

thats shitty tech! just leaving you there!

calla you are a true nutcase! quite right but it wouldve been better if you got the ****! im sure you feel better anyways!

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Originally posted by tu_face oooek... even tho its not a humorous situation, i pissed myself in this bit:

Yeah i know wot u mean, i keep on thinking of the terminator bloke in judgement day chasing after the car, hehe

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