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LiL_Kandi_AngeL
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Registered: Nov 2001
Location: Toronto
Jester Another cute CANADIAN joke :)

again another cute canadian joke

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A first grade teacher explains to her class that she is an American. She asks her students to raise their hands if they were American too.
Not really knowing why but wanting to be like their teacher, their hands explode into the air like flashy fireworks.There is, however, one exception. A girl named Kristen has not gone along with the crowd. The teacher asks her why she has decided to be different.
"Because I am not an American."
"Then", asks the teacher, "What are you?"
"I'm a proud Canadian," boasts the little girl.
The teacher is a little perturbed now, her face slightly red. She asks Kristen why she is a Canadian."Well, my mom and dad are Canadians, so I'm a Canadian too."
The teacher is now angry. "That's no reason," she says loudly. "What if your mom was a moron, and your dad was a moron. What would you be then?" A pause, and a smile. "Then," says Kristen, "I'd be an American."


hehe so cute


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Registered: Jun 2001
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HA!

Now that's funny... not cute, but definitely funny!

(and what's up with you and these American/Canadian jokes?)


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LiL_Kandi_AngeL
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Registered: Nov 2001
Location: Toronto

quote:
Originally posted by fantom
HA!

Now that's funny... not cute, but definitely funny!

(and what's up with you and these American/Canadian jokes?)


lol ya i dunno
i keep getting them in emails :P


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quote:
Originally posted by LiL_Kandi_AngeL
lol ya i dunno
i keep getting them in emails :P


Hehehe, now that's funny!


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LiL_Kandi_AngeL
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quote:
Originally posted by fantom
Hehehe, now that's funny!


hehe yes it is


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Registered: Sep 2001
Location: Thornhill (Ontario)

I love jokes like that. Funny stuff. I always used to get these damned chain letters. Pain in the azz. Stuff like "If you send this email to your friends, Bill Gates will give you $1523.00 for every person who passes it along" garbage. I only save the good emailz though.


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LiL_Kandi_AngeL
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Registered: Nov 2001
Location: Toronto

quote:
Originally posted by Endlesswave
I love jokes like that. Funny stuff. I always used to get these damned chain letters. Pain in the azz. Stuff like "If you send this email to your friends, Bill Gates will give you $1523.00 for every person who passes it along" garbage. I only save the good emailz though.


HAHAHAHA
ya i know what you mean... i hate those...


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Tordan
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Registered: Jun 2002
Location: Toronto, Canada

I believe that joke is a few years old but it does get a chuckle outta me every time.

fuckin Americans... cept Nat of course


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LiL_Kandi_AngeL
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Registered: Nov 2001
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quote:
fuckin Americans... cept Nat of course


hehe yes i really like Natalie she's cool


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Registered: Dec 2002
Location: Toronto, Canada

If canada got into trouble the first place we'd look to is America

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dEsidEL
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Registered: Aug 2000
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quote:
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If canada got into trouble the first place we'd look to is America


hell .. i'd look to Greenland


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Registered: Oct 2002
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hell .. i'd look to Greenland


hehe i would look to japan or brazil

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