How to Impress....... a Woman:

Compliment her,
cuddle her,
kiss her,
caress her,
love her,
stroke her,
tease her,
comfort her,
protect her,
hug her,
hold her,
spend money on her,
wine & dine her,
buy things for her,
dance with her,
listen to her,
care for her,
stand by her,
support her,
go to the ends of the earth for her


How to impress....... a Man:

Show up naked.
Bring Beer.

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The walking discography.

quote:

Leslie Nielsen: Doing nothing is very hard to do... you never know when you're finished.

true... true...

Stuff the beer, just turning up naked will do!

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You should never underestimate the predictability of stupidity.

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Originally posted by ]v[orpheus Stuff the beer, just turning up naked will do!

lol...

Guys are so easy

Greetz

TatanaGirl

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Originally posted by TatanaGirl Guys are so easy Greetz TatanaGirl

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funny how girls are so much more easily called sluts and guys aren't.

That post is sooooooo true.

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'-.SgtFoo.-'
My SoundCloud

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Originally posted by SgtFoo funny how girls are so much more easily called sluts and guys aren't. That post is sooooooo true.

Gosh i so totaly agree, thats pisses me off

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Arguing on the internet is like running in the special olympics.
Even if you win, you're still retarded.

P.S. It's all true !

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Click: Corderoy - Sweetest Dreams or or or

man is easier to get but hard to keep
woman is hard to get but easy to keep

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Travel.....Without Moving.....

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Originally posted by undertensecond man is easier to get but hard to keep woman is hard to get but easy to keep

Ummm...im not sure about the woman are easy to keep part...

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Arguing on the internet is like running in the special olympics.
Even if you win, you're still retarded.

just show up half - naked will be sufficient...

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Tuuuunage:

Nu Nrg - Freefall