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| quote: | Originally posted by Psy-T
aristronica, post your figures to make me feel better  |
ooooo let's try this.
well i'm a late bloomer, I didn't kick the habit until 17. at that time i was a good boy and had a steady g/f up until the whole "let's go visit colleges" senior year HS. Though the end I boosted my #s to 11 by my count. 6 were random flings. Two were "relationships". And 4 were random sluts that really knew how to juggle my bawls. (insert bed squeaking noise here)
That summer I basically broke up with my girl at the time, Katia, and went through two of her closest friends (bitch cheated on me, things were to be done). We're at 13 now.
Freshman year I'd say I was getting laid new chick every 3 weeks. Apart from the random booty call. Like I'd have the "2-3 week" girl whom I'd get sick of at the end of that span, and then on random nights I had my 20-Ho Reserve, so when I'd get drunk I'd just blow them all up right down the line and one of them would answer my calling. I did this until I "fell in love" with one of them that Jan. and dated her until the end of the following summer. 11 + (19 weeks/2.5 week avg)= (roughly) 19 + (around) 5 or 6 randoms (let's go with the higher total which brings us to 25 (and about 10 in anal terms, I really didn't start to enjoy this until last year).
Anyway after the whole love incident she broke up with me, and for revenge I went to her sorority. Beginning of sophomore year was spent filling every hole on that 34 bitch roster. Now I didn't get through them all but counting, roughly, half is probably about right (it was really hard to get the ones with the boyfriends). So 25 + 1 (g/f) + 15 (modestly) = 41 notches.
Then I met my 2nd college g/f (this was the snowball incident one, slylee and jennypie tore into me through those threads) and around the same time I joined TA, which greatly increased my dorkwad status and and cut my "potential pussy income" in half - time spent on here reduces time spent chatting up skirts. I forget exactly how long we dated, an exact date was never set, it just kinda started out of nowhere and ended violently (verbally! i never did hit her or anyone else again... so far) about halfway through the summer. I was heart-broken and wanted to fuck everything in sight. Until college started I probably went throw two girls a week. This was right as I got into hardcore clubbing and drugs and the stories from this era in my life rival some of the best. Let's see - 41 + 1 + 7 weeks * 2 per = 56ish.
Junior year I started experimenting alot. Positions, flavors, toys, etc. And discovered my passion for anal. Probably averaged a girl every two weeks but at times I'd just blast the ass without giving the vag. a chance. In December I would meet my next relationship, but we kept it open at the beginning so I continued to do my thing until April that year when we decided to go exclusive. 56 + modestly... 15ish = 71.
I dated this one all the way through the end of this past summer, however there were three "take a break" windows of about 2-3 weeks where shit would hit the fan and we'd both go off. Now while in a relationship a lot of girls were all over my nuts but because of some crazy personal beliefs I didn't cheat, however with the window of opportunity now open they, literally, jumped on the chance - so probably 3-5 girls per "frame" - frames consisted of spring break, J-term, and once during the summer. Mostly 71 + (avg) 12 = 83... ish
By now I'm in Maryland and matured to a point. I've actually only been with exactly 4 girls here, that I'm sure about. So that brings us to around 87... and I'd probably give or take like 10 (most likely take... hopefully).
Total # of TA's I've performed coitus with?... you might ask? Well now that I think about it there was 2, but I'm a gentleman and a scholar and would never tell. 
So I guess you got me beat Psy-T... though I wouldn't say either one of us has something to be proud of. But the game is lost to me, I don't find it exciting to pursue ass anymore. Guess I got it out of my system.
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