Hey, baby, you want to come back to Beats and Beeps' place?

Sure, you got cable?

Nah, but I think standard nylon twine rope should be strong enough to hold you.

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Originally posted by Slylee jason, will u be my shopping buddy?

only if you will be my miami fashion consultant...

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Originally posted by Vivid Boy ill buy a half gram right now and u can snort it only ctach is u have to snort it off my dick

thats a classic line



+1 sounds tempting, for the gram that is..Lol

Are you the hot girl no one dares talk to?


^^ Tried and proven very effective.

Not sure if its been posted yet....but the best one i know is:

If You were a Booger, I'd Pick YOU!

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Originally posted by Scottaculous Are you that dirty looking slut nobody dares fuck without 3 rubbers? ^^ Tried and proven very effective.

Fix'd

Everything alright, you don't look like you're having a good time.

or

I noticed that dirty sweaty looking guy there keeps trying to move in on you. Let me know if you need any assistance.

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Originally posted by RickyM you're just a shit version of Moral Hazard. At least he knows what he's talking about.

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Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN lol, i love it when moral feels the need to lay the smack down

"what's long and white and gets lots of attention?




a swan in heat!








...guess who else is in heat? "

gawd moral...those are dumb and too obvious...c'mon u gotta spit better game than that. i'd laugh if i heard some of the shit ur posting

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

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Originally posted by Floorfiller "what's long and white and gets lots of attention? a swan in heat! ...guess who else is in heat? "

Umm. I'll pretend I didn't just read that, and I'll also pretend I wasn't supposed to find any humor in it.

i don't think the word, "Swan" should ever be uttered from a man's mouth anyway...so scratch that one.

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My soliloquy may be hard for some to swallow, but so is cod liver oil.

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

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Originally posted by UWM Umm. I'll pretend I didn't just read that, and I'll also pretend I wasn't supposed to find any humor in it.

it's so pathetic and stupid...it just might work