Registered: Mar 2004
Location: The Always Sunny Melbourne
After driving home last night... I've found something that shits me to tears...
DRIVING LIGHTS
Wankers who think they actually need 4 headlights instead of 2.. cause its oh so foggy in melbournes eastern suburbs with all those street lights and what not.
Maybe they think its cool to blind everyone infront of them, I don't know. But it should be illegal as its farking annoying to have them behind you. What pisses me off even more is they have the ability to turn them off.. but they drive around with the on all the time anyway. (It dosen't make your car go faster and it dosen't make your penis bigger)
I wouldn't hesitate to introduce one such car to my key as I walk past in the carpark.
Jul-09-2004 06:34
Ghostface
down with the sickness
Registered: Mar 2003
Location: Melbourne
quote:
Originally posted by GelatinPufF
Monkies are repulsive and intolerable to the point of wanting to make me gag! And if I'm interested in a girl, and I find out she adores monkies, the relationship is over. No questions about it. I fucking hate monkies!
so so true. I feel your pain dude.
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Jul-09-2004 07:08
[ groovypants ]
force of groovity
Registered: Sep 2002
Location: house of flying vinyls
HATE: sore throats.
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Jul-09-2004 07:12
DeeCee
tranceaddict
Registered: Mar 2004
Location: adelaide, australia
quote:
Originally posted by G`Dave
But it should be illegal as its farking annoying to have them behind you.
I share your hate for driving lights, and i think it is actually illegal to have them on around other traffic, comes under the same rule as high beam.
While we are on driving I also hate.
- cyclists!
- people who buy fast cars and drive really slow
- people who think they need a 4WD to take the kids to school
- people who sit in the right lane on the freeway and wont yield
- speed cameras
- punks who lay their seat that far back they can only just reach the steering wheel
- motorbikes towing trailers (just buy a car)
- taxi drivers
and I am sure there are many more that escape me atm.
Jul-09-2004 07:43
DeeCee
tranceaddict
Registered: Mar 2004
Location: adelaide, australia
oh yeah and those people who park in the middle of 2 car parks so their car doesnt get scratched buy someone elses door I hate those people the most.
Jul-09-2004 07:45
gumble
doing the fat gut strut!
Registered: Apr 2002
Location: Melbourne
quote:
Originally posted by Ves
- dirty teen mums who wear white supre pants, so obviously too tight for their disgusting fat ass. i also can't stand their cheap cork shoes, cakey foundation and slicked back hair with the two strands coming out at the front (most probably stuck to the foundation). maybe with their $3000 from the govt they can buy themselves clothes that fit and a couple of condoms.
supre in general. those tracksuits as well, n yer the white pants with black underwear....
just pretty much westfield shopping centres.
i think i hate about 95% of the human race to be honest. something like that.
$3000 dollars is stupid - sif they wont spend it on POKIES, hmm although most arent probably old enough........
also much <3 ure hate ves!
much <3 everyones HATE! let it out ppl! we have hardly even touched the sea of stupidity in this world!
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Jul-09-2004 09:40
Xavier
DISILLUSIONED IN TRANCE
Registered: Jan 2001
Location: Sydney, Australia
quote:
Originally posted by gumble
The Bus.
Yer so im lazy and dun have a license yet - well still everyone on the bus stinks and are too loud and too retarded. And sit near me. go away pls!
Ahhh its good for stalking. The pressure is on not to get caught when I have my mobile phone camera out!
I hate the loud mouth pigs though, they have thepotential to distturb my plans...
"Burn down the disco, hang the blessed dj, because the music that they constantly play,
it says nothing to me about my life..." The Smiths - 'Panic'
Jul-09-2004 10:05
G`Dave
o-/-< o-|-< o-\-<
Registered: Mar 2004
Location: The Always Sunny Melbourne
quote:
Originally Posted by DeeCee
- people who think they need a 4WD to take the kids to school
Having worked in Carparks for 3 years of my life we have a term for these people... 'disgrunteled housewives'
and nothing is more amusing than watching them circle their 'saftey zone' around the enterance looking for a park cause if they venture too far they will be viciously attacked by young people or something like that...
Crazy people who are opressed in the home who feel they need to raise themselves to be important while on the roads.
Jul-09-2004 10:45
lethal
Meh.......
Registered: May 2003
Location: Sydney, OZ
I hate People With Small Penis Syndrome - Ok so u have a small penis, accept the fact and move on. You do NOT have to buy a car that takes up 2 lanes and looks like a tank just to try and prove that your a man!!
As a side note - I hate ALL american cars - built by people with small penis syndrome for people with small penis syndrome.
As an added side note - I hate Americans - Any nation of people that are that loud, obnoxious, self-centred, and stupid (and if any american wants to argue with that - you DID as a nation elect George W. Bush as your president - so i think stupidity is well and truly proven!) gets my hate vote....
And on a completely unrelated hate topic - I HATE MIGRAINES!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Jul-10-2004 07:26
Xavier
DISILLUSIONED IN TRANCE
Registered: Jan 2001
Location: Sydney, Australia
I hate Americans too..
I hate The Super Bowl
Why does Australia give a fuck, its all over the news when it happens, telling us name of players who have scored the touch downs, and no one has heard of the players until the Super Bowl.
I hate American Politics
Why does it even get mentioned here in Australia? Who's governor of this state...blah blah, someone called John Kerry blah blah blah and blah blah more... Colin Powell. Who gives a fuck?
Why did that O.J. Simpson case dominate media headlines in AUSTRALIA?Who gave a fuck? Did OJ Simpson play Rugby League, Union or Aussie Rules?
Why does a serial killer case/murder/school shooting in America have to get coverage here?
"Burn down the disco, hang the blessed dj, because the music that they constantly play,
it says nothing to me about my life..." The Smiths - 'Panic'
Jul-10-2004 07:56
gumble
doing the fat gut strut!
Registered: Apr 2002
Location: Melbourne
i hate this smiley: .
i used it the first time the other day, and now this time and NEVER AGAIN.
it sucks.
its a shit smiley.
and
this one.
i hate that one too.
maybe that one as well - something too smiley about that smiley for my liking!
i thought this guy was posh smiley, but its actaully embarrasment smiley, since when do you look like that when ure embarresed? It should be choir smiley. or something.
this guy deserved to have his front teeth knocked out.
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Jul-10-2004 08:42
stamper
The Accountant
Registered: Mar 2001
Location: Adelaide, AUSTRALIA
quote:
Originally posted by Xavier
I hate Americans too..
Me three.
I rekon that Fahrenheit 9/11 movie would be pretty interesting to see, pretty much bags the shit out of American politics.
I hope they don't read this, but the Americans on this board are the biggest f**ktards. They are always flaming and bitching, paying people out, its really annoying. They're not ALL bad, but 9/10 times when someone is being an arsehole its a Yank.