my point is, if yuo know were to flick, you could get rid of your boner "problem"

I say masturbation is more fun

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Originally posted by ShadoWolf my point is, if yuo know were to flick, you could get rid of your boner "problem" I say masturbation is more fun

but what if I flick it when i.......TMI.......




masturbating at work is outta da question, and I am maxed out at home.


but I wonder if google can find that spot to flick...

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Originally posted by Echo of Silence grrrrrs eh, my eyes got huge... I scrolled... slowly...down hesitantly... looking... grrrrs at you. You're such a brat, Joe.

are your hormones raging

Have a cold shower as soon as you wake up.

Also do intense one hour weight lifting sessions in the gym every day. Your body will be so tired and so f**ked 24/7 that your libido dissapears!!

LMAO at the crazy theories that people propose....

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Originally posted by Echo of Silence grrrrrs eh, my eyes got huge... I scrolled... slowly...down hesitantly... looking... grrrrs at you. You're such a brat, Joe.

Oh sorry hun, didn't know you wanted to see. Can't wait until the weekend I guess...

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Originally posted by Floorfiller i know what that guy was talking about. if he was going commando then his cock might leek alittle and show up on his pants...

that was exactly the situation....

i thought more people would understand that...

boomars!! i leave, come back and u got a boner thread.. ?

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Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On OOKA-OOKA ME NACHOS ME PRESS KEYS ON COMPUTER GOOD

you need to fucking get laid... shit
I get those only if I go sex-less for a week or so

i hate those too,.. i get them in class at random times,... usually when im about to fall asleep,.. i think its my body's way of telling me to wake up,...

and of course we all get morning woods....

i get them in the car in the morning too,...

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the tuck and the cold showers can work.
but there is an ultimate boner beater
it can take a little bravery
but the best way to get rid of one is to wear the dreaded tightie whities
never se em from the outside, tho it can hurt a bit
example:
go from this:
to this:

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Originally posted by Streakfury Tight Fit Wild And Free

I'll take one of each please.... and no I'm not talking about the undies...

Last edited by RandomGirl on Aug-09-2004 at 05:37