All I can say is that if she turned up on your doorstep completly naked and covered in whipped cream, you wouldnt say "No" to taking her upstairs, licking it all off and fucking the wholly everliving crap out of her

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Originally posted by THE_Chris All I can say is that if she turned up on your doorstep completly naked and covered in whipped cream, you wouldnt say "No" to taking her upstairs, licking it all off and fucking the wholly everliving crap out of her

hmmm i don't know... don't you see her face is scary? And too much make up is ugly, but actually i don't really see her body but i always thought the beauty of the face is the most important, and sorry her face is ugly

k i'm a lost cause

so i went to the club
and well i found out he does the lights in the club, the lazers and shit....

well he was always with his buddies and i was alone and i never got to catch him alone....
i looked at him a few times but never got to actualy go up to him and i think he got to look at me as well.. but i was too drunk to realy notice

so i dont know what to do now.... my next plan of action go out again sometime later on... and well this time with ppl so that way at least i dont have to feel tottaly lost..

i was thinking maybe leave him my number but then if hes not gutzy enough to come up to me and talk i doubt he would be gutzy enough to call.......

i dont kow what to doo anymore....

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Originally posted by jennypie
Because you're a filthy WHORE!

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Originally posted by igottaknow its funny when noobs try to correct us veterans

Im a newb too! I may have registered in 2001, but I've only been part of this community for under a year.

Jewlie sorry it didn’t work out. Girls luv to stick together in groups too, makes it more difficult to approach. Why don't you fain interest in lighting and when you have him alone in a dark lighting both who knows what might happen... Come on girl if your really want him ur just going to have to moxy up some courage. If you can't, get a friend to be an intermediary. I know that's 3rd graderish but whatever works.

Rodrico its all good. some of my best friends are noobs

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Originally posted by djeternal look confident...eye contact...any simple chat would work

yes, confident and natural. Be yourself.

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Originally posted by igottaknow sorry walker i just don't think being a half crazed mountain man makes you qualifed to give pick up advice... errr you give him a charlie horse... hmmm she's not asking how you interact with ur buds. But hell I'm not trying to prevent you from speaking ur mind i just think its pretty funny. btw who's that sexy stud?

I think what he meant to say was, the only thing more female-repellant than your bad combover is the way you sit on the stoop every day at 8AM staring at the little children as they walk past your house on their way to school, shortly before re-entering your shack--I mean house, and loading up 'Final Dragon Adventure Deus III RPG: Legend of my Parents Basement' on your home-built computer. Almost as bad as your use of phrases like "what the dell", "who the dell are you", and "i'm gellin' like a felon". I think that's what he meant.

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Originally posted by Spyder k i'm a lost cause so i went to the club and well i found out he does the lights in the club, the lazers and shit.... well he was always with his buddies and i was alone and i never got to catch him alone.... i looked at him a few times but never got to actualy go up to him and i think he got to look at me as well.. but i was too drunk to realy notice so i dont know what to do now.... my next plan of action go out again sometime later on... and well this time with ppl so that way at least i dont have to feel tottaly lost.. i was thinking maybe leave him my number but then if hes not gutzy enough to come up to me and talk i doubt he would be gutzy enough to call....... i dont kow what to doo anymore....

wait until his shift of doing the lights is almost over and give him your phone number.

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Originally posted by Spyder k i'm a lost cause so i went to the club and well i found out he does the lights in the club, the lazers and shit.... well he was always with his buddies and i was alone and i never got to catch him alone.... i looked at him a few times but never got to actualy go up to him and i think he got to look at me as well.. but i was too drunk to realy notice so i dont know what to do now.... my next plan of action go out again sometime later on... and well this time with ppl so that way at least i dont have to feel tottaly lost.. i was thinking maybe leave him my number but then if hes not gutzy enough to come up to me and talk i doubt he would be gutzy enough to call....... i dont kow what to doo anymore....

Was good to see the 'got a light' line was helpful. Its always funny when girls try this and they don't even smoke haha.

But you are on the right track with your idea.

I'd go up to him and write your name and number on the back of a beer coaster or something, (you don't want it to look to premeditated), and say "i bet you are busy being at work and all and if you want to give me a call here's my number". Then I would leave and go somewhere else. You don't really want him watching you all night, as this will meave some mystery there.

And if you pick up he won't want you, and if you don't pick up he may not want you either, so just leave it and dash out, and wait for the call.

If he says that he remembers you from last time you don't want to look like a stalker, so say that he could be right, but he's cute.

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