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Originally posted by Aristronica Granted but everyone else starts speaking pigmy. I wish I got every woman on earth pregnant.

Granted, but the child support you would have to pay would lead to the downfall of civilized economy as we know it.

Oh, wait - that might be kind of a good thing in the long run.

I wish I could do a 1080-degree kick. (jumping in the air and spinning 3 times)

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Originally posted by DannyO Granted but your gay...

lo theres always a gay taunt gypsy

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Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On Granted, but the child support you would have to pay would lead to the downfall of civilized economy as we know it. Oh, wait - that might be kind of a good thing in the long run. I wish I could do a 1080-degree kick. (jumping in the air and spinning 3 times)

granted, but the only time you could do it was in a square in New York, completely Nude.......in December /shrug

I wish my school served better food

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Originally posted by Sunsnail granted, but the only time you could do it was in a square in New York, completely Nude.......in December /shrug I wish my school served better food

granted; the school serves perfect food, but an ingredient makes your penor shrink to 0.5 of a micrometer.

I wish to own a space shuttle

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Originally posted by Xenocreator_PG_ I wish to own a space shuttle

Granted, but the space shuttle is so huge the only place you can keep it costs so much you go bankrupt and your life is ruined


I wish I knew why hot dogs come in packages of 8 and hot dog buns come in packages of 12

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Originally posted by Mebot Granted, but the space shuttle is so huge the only place you can keep it costs so much you go bankrupt and your life is ruined I wish I knew why hot dogs come in packages of 8 and hot dog buns come in packages of 12

Granted, you know the secret behind the packaging & now the aliens behind the evil hot dog bun army will now come down to earth & abduct you & give you anal prob consisting of 9 hot dogs & 17 hotdog buns.

i wish I was the fastest runner in the world

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granted, you could run the fastest, but you suffer from a weak heart, and any activities besides getting in and out of bed will kill you.

I wish I had a pet stingray

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Originally posted by Xenocreator_PG_ Granted, you know the secret behind the packaging & now the aliens behind the evil hot dog bun army will now come down to earth & abduct you & give you anal prob consisting of 9 hot dogs & 17 hotdog buns. i wish I was the fastest runner in the world

granted, but after running for the first time your legs fall off and you bleed to death.

i wish i was invicible and had a big red cape!

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Originally posted by enferno granted, but after running for the first time your legs fall off and you bleed to death. i wish i was invicible and had a big red cape!

granted, but someone buried you alive, and you are invincible from death. So you live in the coffin for the rest of your life, with bugs irritating your flesh.

I wish I had a pet stingray!!

Granted; you are now an invincible red capped turtle

I wish i was alive again & my legs grew back

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Originally posted by Xenocreator_PG_ Granted; you are now an invincible red capped turtle I wish i was alive again & my legs grew back

granted, but you couldn't use them
I want a pet stingray!!^@$&*

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Originally posted by Sunsnail granted, but someone buried you alive, and you are invincible from death. So you live in the coffin for the rest of your life, with bugs irritating your flesh. I wish I had a pet stingray!!

granted; you got yourself a pet stingray but you drowned in the process

i wish be become a corporate giant

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