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Originally posted by igottaknow you need a halftime pep talk: look she's a lowly secretary she probably can't believe college bound stud like yourself is taking an interest in her. She's been waiting for a white knight to sweep her off her feet and save her from her boaring job. don't be such a dweeb show her a good time, now get in the game...

that was great hahahaha...

seriously though...i'm not gonna make it into a big deal...i'm just gonna go say "hey what are you doing tonight?...*pause for answer*...i think i'm gonna go get some sushi next door...are you interested?"

i figure that way i can feel out and evaluate from there...if it doesn't happen, that's alright...i'm going out tomorrow night anyway. if it does...buttseckz?




i think i'm going in for the kill here soon

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Originally posted by Floorfiller i'm giving myself...100 to 1 hahha...not feeling too confident should be worth a good laugh though hahaha

lady secretary even exists: 25:1
FF asks her out: 5:1
FF gets a date: 15:1

(the following assume that FF asked her out)

she shows up for the date: 3:1
she gets drunk: 10:1
FF gets it on (sober): 30:1
FF gets it on (drunk): 2:1
she ends up being a man: 100:1
FF still hits it after finding out its a man: 10:1
she ends up being a robot: 150:1
mebot hooks up with the robot: no odds, its a given that mebot will work his magic
this ends up being a relationship: 15:1
FF, secretary, and theresa have a threesome: 500:1

i guess we just need to find a bookey to accept the odds or something like that.

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Originally posted by jonze234 lady secretary even exists: 25:1 FF asks her out: 5:1 FF gets a date: 15:1 (the following assume that FF asked her out) she shows up for the date: 3:1 she gets drunk: 10:1 FF gets it on (sober): 30:1 FF gets it on (drunk): 2:1 she ends up being a man: 100:1 FF still hits it after finding out its a man: 10:1 she ends up being a robot: 150:1 mebot hooks up with the robot: no odds, its a given that mebot will work his magic this ends up being a relationship: 15:1 FF, secretary, and theresa have a threesome: 500:1 i guess we just need to find a bookey to accept the odds or something like that.

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Originally posted by Floorfiller that was great hahahaha... seriously though...i'm not gonna make it into a big deal...i'm just gonna go say "hey what are you doing tonight?...*pause for answer*...i think i'm gonna go get some sushi next door...are you interested?" i figure that way i can feel out and evaluate from there...if it doesn't happen, that's alright...i'm going out tomorrow night anyway. if it does...buttseckz? i think i'm going in for the kill here soon

Cowboy the fuck up and do it already!!!!!

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Originally posted by Emil Cowboy the fuck up and do it already!!!!!

well...i'm kinda trying to wait for her desk to be clear of other people...that way i don't have to embarass myself in front of like the office manager hahaha

her desk is like a good twenty feet awaym but i could call the cell phone? what do you think?

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Originally posted by Floorfiller well...i'm kinda trying to wait for her desk to be clear of other people...that way i don't have to embarass myself in front of like the office manager hahaha her desk is like a good twenty feet awaym but i could call the cell phone? what do you think?

get a colleague to ask her out for you, it'll be just like junior high.

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Originally posted by jonze234 get a colleague to ask her out for you, it'll be just like junior high.

good idea

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Originally posted by jonze234 get a colleague to ask her out for you, it'll be just like junior high.

no the in thing to do if you are a TA is to get your 12 your old cousin to ask her out!

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I can't believe what a group of dorks we are.

Did you go to see Bridgette for a hair cut yet?

If yes, ask and you should be in. Bridgette works wonders.
If no, ask anyway you fucking pussy. Get er done!

Jokes aside. Just do it. If it was summer you could ask her over to Cold Stones, but that's probably not a good call. Which sushi place are you talking about?

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Originally posted by Michael19 no the in thing to do if you are a TA is to get your 12 your old cousin to ask her out!

dam you beat me to it

FF is probably in front of a mirror rehearsing his lines...

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Originally posted by NiteMer I can't believe what a group of dorks we are. Did you go to see Bridgette for a hair cut yet? If yes, ask and you should be in. Bridgette works wonders. If no, ask anyway you fucking pussy. Get er done! Jokes aside. Just do it. If it was summer you could ask her over to Cold Stones, but that's probably not a good call. Which sushi place are you talking about?

nah i haven't talked to bridgette yet...i haven't had the time. i didn't know they were only open til 5...i get off at 5 and i'm in boulder

and i always go to japango...you know that little place right on pearl street...they are teh best

and i swear people...i'm not this pathetic...i'm just having fun in this thread hehehehe ...i will let you know what happens though hehehe