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Originally posted by beats and beeps Ok, I'll help you anyways. Now I'm not experienced, so I'll make some suggestions. Take your tally wacker out, and pause for laughter. Rip her shirt of and say "I AMMMMMMMMMM UNULTRASUPER MEGAMAN WHO ARE YOU???????????????" When she gives you a blank stare whisper in her ear "youre a breakdancing robot" Then get her to put on the 10 inch strap-on while you put your feet behind your head. To seduce her smoke a cigar with your anal cavity. When you "exhale" the smoke, clench your cheeks and try to make them say "I love you" It will most likely sound like "BBBBBBBLLLLLYYYYYYY RRRRVVVV FWOOOOOOOOO" The rest pretty much explains itself.

DON'T even read that post!

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Originally posted by Floorfiller what can i say...i'm the white latin lovar!!

W3rd!

porn ? would i need comdoms?, what are the best kind?

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Originally posted by Ian^ and If I try really hard, I can fart the melody to PPK - Resurrection

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Originally posted by DJ JEM no. where could i obtain some ?

Woah, youve seriously never watched porn?

Thats crazy.

Do you smoke alot of marijuana? I know that helps kill my sex drive.

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Originally posted by DJ JEM porn ? would i need comdoms?, what are the best kind?

do u want to impregnate her?

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Originally posted by beats and beeps To seduce her smoke a cigar with your anal cavity.

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Originally posted by DJ JEM what good porn could i get? whats it like also ?

Everything was going nice. Not anymore though.

You try too hard man.

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Originally posted by DJ JEM porn ? would i need comdoms?, what are the best kind?

Condoms, I would recommend them, yes.

I believe you're in another country so it's kind of difficult to recommend you the best kind.

As for porno, they shouldn't be too hard to find...

Ask one of your friends or run to the video store.

ok well she is coming over in about hour in a half for dinner and some wine .. what should i make for her to make her in the "special mood"

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"I always bring my gun to chess just incase the game gets out of had"

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Originally posted by Ian^ and If I try really hard, I can fart the melody to PPK - Resurrection

man if this thread is for real...i NEEEED to here the afterward story HAHAHAHAHa

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Originally posted by DarkAngel DON'T even read that post!

Come on now angel, If you think about it...Shes the one pressuring the guy into sex...Thats right...A girl pressuring a guy into sex. Its obvious she likes to be in charge, and I think that there would be no better way to please her than by letting her do you in da p00per with le strapon.



















Now, if I was the guy, I'd be running far far away from her. But he seems to like her, so he might as well please her.



























PS: Girl using strapon in ur p00per = Safe Sex!

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Originally posted by DJ JEM ok well she is coming over in about hour in a half for dinner and some wine .. what should i make for her to make her in the "special mood"

clams

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Originally posted by Floorfiller man if this thread is for real...i NEEEED to here the afterward story HAHAHAHAHa

For REALLLL!!!!!

+1!