Originally posted by beats and beeps
Thats because america is all like, hey I'm going to go home to my gay looking yuppie condo, and watch gay sit com starring bad gay stereotype guy, and then I'm going to tune into gay reality show, chalk full of rednecks working together with more bad gay stereotypish gays! Hey, and then I'll hit up the internet, and post about how metrosexual I am, metrosexual meaning that I want to be just like those gay stereotype people, but I dont want to be gay, but theres nothing wrong with that, because I'm not some fucking george bush voting ipod buying redneck christian hick who doesnt like gays, I'm all for gay marriage, I'm totally into all that stuff.
But then once they are out in public, shit if anybody mistakes them for being gay its "oh now way I aint no fag, I'm all about the poon dude" "oh look at that guy he looks like such a fag" "man this is gay."
I'm born and raised South African, and been living in the UK for 3 years and plan to indefinitely, would that explain my eccentricities?
Originally posted by Masonious
you win again dude - and nice move shoving the whole i figured out how to order pizza thing in my face. i tried that 4 and a half months ago and woke up with a Taiwanese transvestite but to Ygrene it's just, "anoother day in the life, noooo biggieee".
Mar-17-2005 01:12
DJ Mikey Mike
Your mum's face
Registered: Jan 2002
Location: I'm at your mums'
quote:
Originally posted by [N]ûk|êû[Z]
i was fucking this girl once... and after about 30 seconds i started hammering her, a further minute later she was like 'ow oww it hurts it hurts.... so i stopped, slapped a bit of KY on, and preceeded the hammer away again, about another half a minute or so later she started screaming in pain again... so i stops.. smothers both me and her in KY again, and got down to sum serious action pumpo.. yet another 2 minutes later, shes like ooowwwww owwww stop stop i cant take it, its excruciating!!... i sed excruciating?... thats a big word for a 5 year old.
Fucking hell!
Mar-17-2005 02:01
KilldaDJ
birth.school.trance.death
Registered: Sep 2001
Location: tranceaddict wants to know your location
Originally posted by Aristronica
Well from what I read from Slylee she'd be totally down, hopefully some crazy shit will happen next week with us running into each other during WMC and not even knowing and whatever then happens, then I come back on here and write like "omg, i had sex with these two whores in the back of Space" and she'll be like "omg are you the d00d with the small russian penis" and i'd be like "...yeah"
probably not tho...
Theresa are you going to WMC?
When is it?
Mar-17-2005 05:36
johnny<3trance
Guest
Registered: Not Yet
Location:
I dont know truth is im a male hermophradite so I really dont know if i would want to do maybe floorkiller and jennypie
i would do jennie pie and floorkiller could do me in my pussy
Mar-17-2005 05:58
Silky Johnson
International Playa Hater
Registered: Nov 2003
Location:
Well I'm gonna be different and not pick my obvious choices (you *should* know who you are). Plus didn't we already have a thread like this??
Anywho, I Pick Arbiter and Radagast. Cause they're both DICKS.
Nyuk. Harrrrrrr.
Mar-17-2005 06:04
[N]ûk|êû[Z]
The Producer Addict
Registered: Sep 2001
Location: Where Angelz Fear To Tread.
quote:
Originally posted by jennypie
Anywho, I Pick Arbiter and Radagast. Cause they're both DICKS.
Nyuk. Harrrrrrr.
i like
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Mar-17-2005 07:39
jamie
Monkey Spaff
Registered: Aug 2002
Location: Warwick
quote:
Originally posted by [N]ûk|êû[Z]
i was fucking this girl once... and after about 30 seconds i started hammering her, a further minute later she was like 'ow oww it hurts it hurts.... so i stopped, slapped a bit of KY on, and preceeded the hammer away again, about another half a minute or so later she started screaming in pain again... so i stops.. smothers both me and her in KY again, and got down to sum serious action pumpo.. yet another 2 minutes later, shes like ooowwwww owwww stop stop i cant take it, its excruciating!!... i sed excruciating?... thats a big word for a 5 year old.
Thats so you jay
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Mar-17-2005 08:31
denys envy
no scratch, no snatch...
Registered: Mar 2004
Location: falLAcy, CA
quote:
Originally posted by Theresa
When is it?
you can't be serious
Mar-17-2005 08:57
dj_mdma
I'm on HarderFaster now.
Registered: Dec 2001
Location: Posh Twickenham
quote:
Originally posted by kr00t0n
I'm born and raised South African, and been living in the UK for 3 years and plan to indefinitely, would that explain my eccentricities?
yes
and jamie_ does have a rather strange influence on the UKTA males...
