18 months or so.

big suprise, right?

Don't think Ill be having sex ever again.

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Two months ago, party, very fucking drunk on a couch.

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Originally posted by Dervish last time for me was a random who I picked up talking by politics in a cab we were sharing and I screwed her every which way, that was awhile ago tho a month or something (had a few drinkies tonight) actually last time was a morning quicke with her all of 10 mins of it how uncool actually... EDIT: ohh wait the place, hers, and she paid for my taxi home she was older tho, I got weirded out when she was talking to her "wee cousin" who was 27.... hahaha good times

HOpe you wore a boot. And hope you kept her address as well though...


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Originally posted by prolikewhoa

there was this thread about the term sluts (it was the bar girls one), guess you didnt see that.

as for places, in my bed, various positions. nothing too exciting

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Back when my g/f and I were new to teh relationship, we were in my parents basement. It'slike 2 in teh morning and my family is teh sleep. My grrl and I are rather inebriated and going at it like rabbits. That night she got rather vocal, but being into hearing that I was like "why you being som quiet?" So she got louded. Headboard teh bangin and what not. Went through teh missionary, teh doggie, the cowgrrl and teh reverse. . .maybe a few more.



So teh next day I'm upstairs and my little sister (3yrold) tells to me to respect her toys. And outta nowhere my mom is like..."tim doesn't know about repspect" and I like what???!???!!?!? So my mom's all like " I'm tryin to sleep lastnight and all I hear is teh 'oh yes!!! Harder!!!! O god tim!!!!" then starts to laugh at me.

My room was downstairs adn on teh other side of teh house. How embarassing

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Originally posted by DJ_TWiLiGHT the cowgrrl and teh reverse.

explain

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Originally posted by stren explain

cowgirl = her on teh top facing you

reverse cowgrrl = her on teh top facing you feets

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kthx, now i just gotta find a girl

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Originally posted by stren kthx, now i just gotta find a girl

when you do,ask her if she likes teh following. . .

teh Piledriver
teh Houdini
teh Southern Trsspass
or
teh donkey pounch

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Originally posted by DJ_TWiLiGHT when you do,ask her if she likes teh following. . . teh Piledriver teh Houdini teh Southern Trsspass or teh donkey pounch

i dont think i'll get any p00n when i'll say teh

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