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Originally posted by MeLLyMeL i agree they are good but they sometimes let air inside.. and we all know what happens after that

the WORST...when it happens a lot of this --> happens & it kinda ruins the mood.

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Originally posted by MeLLyMeL haha super funny about kegals. i agree they are good but they sometimes let air inside.. and we all know what happens after that

lol, pussy farts are silly

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Originally posted by D-res lol... heres a fun fact: queef rhymes with my last name!

O'Keife?




and it's actually really hard for like 90% of females to cum. only a handful can have multiples or even any at all.


i'm in that 90%... takes me forever...like 35 minutes and i have hold my breath. hahahah i'm weird, everything has to be perfect and if u fuck up the rhythm, it won't happen because i get frustrated mentally.

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

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Originally posted by FallingMoon the WORST...when it happens a lot of this --> happens & it kinda ruins the mood.

me being the gentleman i am, i always say in situations like these: "pardon me, this split pea soup i had is pretty bad on my stomach".

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ROFL @ split pea soup comment..


and lol@ someones last name rhyming with that word HAHAHA

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Originally posted by Slylee u guys think i'm being retarded huh? i shouldn't dump him?

well it really could go either way. on one hand you dont sound like you know what you want and you dont sound satisfied with him, so why stay with him when you can find someone more suiting.

on the other hand, when you dont find something to complain about ... you both sound happy and aside from your differences, you could potentially be compatible if you can talk out the things that bother eachother.


although you said he acts almost too perfect and you said that he doesnt want you doing drugs, and from what i've heard, you pretty much invented drugs so it almost sounds like you're trying to compensate for something. like... you want this goody goody aspect in your life that you've never had and he [cheesy] "completes you" [/cheeys]


idk... i think try and talk your differences out and if it doesnt work out, you'll be at the same spot that you'd be if you didnt bother trying and just gave up.

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Originally posted by Slylee takes me forever...like 35 minutes and i have hold my breath. hahahah i'm weird, everything has to be perfect and if u fuck up the rhythm, it won't happen because i get frustrated mentally.

buy yourself a clit stimulator, and work on it while having intercourse - it'll help alot. or ask your boyfriend to constantly massage it during sex.

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Originally posted by Slylee u guys think i'm being retarded huh? i shouldn't dump him?

I think you shouldn't get hung up on the details. If overall you're not happy with him, then leave, because there are other guys out there. It just seems to me that you're extremely picky (and there's nothing wrong with that, I'm exactly that way too), but you just have to accept the fact that you might have to stay single for a long time before you find your ideal relationship.

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Originally posted by medinaM5 damn this thread got RAUNCHY

that's why you gotta love the CORe

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6 months of being with him and this is what happens?
Sorry to hear sly, drop a pm if ya need, long time no talk

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Originally posted by FallingMoon that's why you gotta love the CORe

raging hormones ftmfomgwtfbbqw