How many babies does it take to cover a wall?
Depends on how thin you slice them.

How do you get 40 babies into a bowl?
Blender.

How do you get them out?
Tostitos.

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Originally posted by dj_bas How many babies does it take to cover a wall? Depends on how thin you slice them. How do you get 40 babies into a bowl? Blender. How do you get them out? Tostitos.

Ew.

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Originally posted by medinaM5 how many babies does it take to paint a house? depends on how hard you throw them

Now THAT sounds like fun.

whats pink, orange and hot?

a baby on fire

What's a funnier than a dead baby?

A dead baby in a clown suit.

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Originally posted by [Tro][ho][phy] What's a funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit.

I've never heard that one

What's the best part about raping a baby?
Hearing the pelvis snap

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Originally posted by [Tro][ho][phy] Dead baby jokes are funny, because they're so appalling.

Really?

According to your logic, the holocaust is fucking hilarious!

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"If she's old enough to crawl, she's already in position." -- Pedobear

What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs laying on your porch?

a mat

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Originally posted by dj_bas I've never heard that one What's the best part about raping a baby? Hearing the pelvis snap

Ay!

What do you get when you dislocate a baby's jaw?

Deep throat.

what do u call a horse with a santa hat on?

[Tro][ho][phy]

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Originally posted by medinaM5 what do u call a horse with a santa hat on? [Tro][ho][phy]

best joke in the thread?