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| quote: | Originally posted by Orbax
Youre actually getting shamed by this? Are you trying to talk yourself through it in the same soothing voice your boyfriend cooed into your ear that first night? |
Wow, you really took your time to come up with that comeback! Typing, back-spacing, re-typing... trying to contain those fragments of thoughts that are squirming away from the horrifyingly ugly remnants of mass inside your skull, which is exceeded in its ugliness only by exterior that contains it.
Shit, I'm really onto something here, am I? At first I was just messin' with you by calling you ghey but you took reall offense in that, so it seems. Well, if you must know - yes, he did coo in my ear, blew kisses up my ass, whatever - what else you got? Ya wanna call me fag? Sure, call me fag. I am secure enough in my sexuality to laugh that shit off.
You, on the other hand think that by calling me fag you'd insult me? Hell, I'd rather be called "fag" than "Orbax". Meanwhile, you're the one running around with a Brokeback Mountain Marlboro man in your sig.
I think begin to realize how hard (no pun intended) it must be for you to be gay. It would take a Herculean effort, loads of drugs, and possibly substantial bribes to number of shady characters that would most certainly be required to hold a poor chap that's been doomed to fuck someone as ugly as you.
I would bet my last dollar, were you to end up in prison, even hard-core ass bangers would pass your ass up, shaking off in horror the visions of that freckled cumtrap red patch around your mouth that you call "facial hair". The only way you'd have a slight chance to get some dick (which you seem to secretly, yet so obviously crave) is by frequenting those truck stop gloryholes. Though it may still pose a challenge as your ugliness cannot be contained by walls or other man-made obsticles. Your kind of ugliness is a special one - it oozes like slime through every orfice or opening available to it. It's ability to propagate through space and time is only surpassed by your stupidity - which is infinite in its existance.
On that note, I do hope you that the next time you decide to post something you'd just opt to shut the fuck up instead.
cheerio, tosser.
NINJA EDIT: Nice, I see you pulled down your sig pic. If that's not a definitive "white flag" I don't know what is. LOL!
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oh and the comment you made about someone's sig not being classy. "caela's a ho alliance" was MUCH classier...so classy in fact that the mods took it off. 
