Lets see if I can get intoxicated bum sex tomorrow night when I run out of rubbers - have 1 left.

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Originally posted by Coup Vlad wins. Flawless victory.

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Originally posted by dj_bas YOU'VE SOLVED THE EQUATION!!!! ps Your sig + recent posts in this thread made me lol

i knew the truth long ago, hence why i rofl'd

when i come back i'll tell everyone of how i got rid of this 32 yr old that was stalking me a couple of weeks ago.

it's a fun little story.

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Originally posted by lücid i'm too young for a dildo party.

Isn't that just the adult version of what it's like when you girls (as teenage nubiles) all get together for sleepovers and practive "kissing" each other (inevitably leading to a massive fest of lesbian hotness and "dyking out"?)?



That's what you guys do, right?

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Originally posted by RJT Isn't that just the adult version of what it's like when you girls (as teenage nubiles) all get together for sleepovers and practive "kissing" each other (inevitably leading to a massive fest of lesbian hotness and "dyking out"?)? That's what you guys do, right?

i can confirm. i sneak around every friday night and peek in windows. fapfap

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Originally posted by RJT Isn't that just the adult version of what it's like when you girls (as teenage nubiles) all get together for sleepovers and practive "kissing" each other (inevitably leading to a massive fest of lesbian hotness and "dyking out"?)? That's what you guys do, right?

It totally is. And any girl that says otherwise is a dirty lying cunt.

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Originally posted by lücid i'm too young for a dildo party.

Women have those? where the fuck have I been.

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Originally posted by RJT Isn't that just the adult version of what it's like when you girls (as teenage nubiles) all get together for sleepovers and practive "kissing" each other (inevitably leading to a massive fest of lesbian hotness and "dyking out"?)? That's what you guys do, right?

i was a late bloomer. i didn't do that until i was 22... so technically i shouldn't attend dildo parties until i'm 29.

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Originally posted by Frenchie Women have those? where the fuck have I been.

Called Fantasia parties. I used to have them at my old place. They give you lots of free shit for having them

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*Cue free STD jokes*

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Originally posted by lücid i was a late bloomer. i didn't do that until i was 22... so technically i shouldn't attend dildo parties until i'm 29.

Damn it Myra, shut up!!

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Originally posted by lücid i was a late bloomer. i didn't do that until i was 22... so technically i shouldn't attend dildo parties until i'm 29.

Your bloom seems fine to me...

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