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Originally posted by Caela tahitian face mask...

please explain

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Originally posted by Caela go on.

http://www.tranceaddict.com/forums/...al+appreciation

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Originally posted by PvDoBseSSioN please explain

http://www.urbandictionary.com/defi...itian+Face+Mask
hahahahahahaha

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I posted all the steps to first time anal love making in the anal thread.

1 - go to bathroom
2 - lube up
3 - put 1 finger in just to get it alittle loosened up
4 - lube up again (ass and pen0r)
5 - EASE IT IN!
6 - slow thrusts for a minute or 2
7 - and than you can control his speed based upon how youre feeling about it.

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Originally posted by Coup Vlad wins. Flawless victory.

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Originally posted by denys envy http://www.tranceaddict.com/forums/...al+appreciation

that thread is my goldmine. if you read through it you'll pretty much have already done anal ha ha ha

ok do people seriously not know what causes morning wood?
i've had it like a handful of times in the last year, its reeeeeeeeally easy to prevent

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haha...yeah i do admit it looks interesting. but i guess what's keeping me from it (other than not having a serious bf atm) is that i'm kind of insecure of crap coming out. i know people say that doesn't happen, but jeez...it feels like it.

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Originally posted by Caela haha...yeah i do admit it looks interesting. but i guess what's keeping me from it (other than not having a serious bf atm) is that i'm kind of insecure of crap coming out. i know people say that doesn't happen, but jeez...it feels like it.

ok, listen... NOTHING COMES OUT... thats why you go to the bathroom first. secondly, there is no after smell, matter of fact, there is no smell at all.

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Originally posted by Coup Vlad wins. Flawless victory.

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Originally posted by Vlad ok, listen... NOTHING COMES OUT... thats why you go to the bathroom first. secondly, there is no after smell, matter of fact, there is no smell at all.

then why do i hear horror stories about girls shitting all over the place? hmm?

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Originally posted by Caela haha...yeah i do admit it looks interesting. but i guess what's keeping me from it (other than not having a serious bf atm) is that i'm kind of insecure of crap coming out. i know people say that doesn't happen, but jeez...it feels like it.

well i can't help you, all i can say is anal takes time. don't let a dude just rock it the first time. maybe light petting on the asshole first. let him toss your salad. then a finger or two. all this over a week's time. then on saturday grab some lube relax and let him get his head in first. just make out for a little relax ease up, then the shaft. again take it slow don't pump let your stuff adjust. keep lube handy and slow pumps at first.

next couple of times too. always proper lubed.

by your fifth time you should be able to orgasm off it by him pumping your ass and massaging your clit in 5 mins flat. i haven't met a girl that didn't yet.

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Originally posted by Vlad ok, listen... NOTHING COMES OUT... thats why you go to the bathroom first. secondly, there is no after smell, matter of fact, there is no smell at all.

anal fleshlight vlad?

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Originally posted by Aristronica

hmm...

is it wrong that i'm horny from this thread?

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