Here, I'll share a spicy story to get this thread in the right direction. I may have shared this story before, so forgive me if it's a repost:


One time I had my hair all braided like a Swedish milk maid and I went over to my bf's house with a skirt and no panties on. We were doing it upright doggy-style on our knees and neither of us could cum...was so weird.

I was getting frustrated and annoyed so I turned around and said, "Pull my hair and call me a slut!" My bf was all like, "B-b-b-buh *pulled out as fast as he could and came all over my back*" and then I came and it was good.

THE END

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Originally posted by Slylee is that better BRIAN?

perfect entertainment for us males...we love you girls

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Originally posted by kid nyce perfect entertainment for us males...we love you girls

no. you love ME only.

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

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Originally posted by Slylee no. you love ME only.

from time to time...

lol

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Originally posted by jennypie Here, I'll share a spicy story to get this thread in the right direction. I may have shared this story before, so forgive me if it's a repost: One time I had my hair all braided like a Swedish milk maid and I went over to my bf's house with a skirt and no panties on. We were doing it upright doggy-style on our knees and neither of us could cum...was so weird. I was getting frustrated and annoyed so I turned around and said, "Pull my hair and call me a slut!" My bf was all like, "B-b-b-buh *pulled out as fast as he could and came all over my back*" and then I came and it was good. THE END

man i'm dating the wrong kinda girls hahaha


stupid prudes

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Originally posted by jennypie Here, I'll share a spicy story to get this thread in the right direction. I may have shared this story before, so forgive me if it's a repost: One time I had my hair all braided like a Swedish milk maid and I went over to my bf's house with a skirt and no panties on. We were doing it upright doggy-style on our knees and neither of us could cum...was so weird. I was getting frustrated and annoyed so I turned around and said, "Pull my hair and call me a slut!" My bf was all like, "B-b-b-buh *pulled out as fast as he could and came all over my back*" and then I came and it was good. THE END

hahahah

damn i can never cum with rough/fun sex like that. i just enjoy it for what it is, but it's really annoying (for the guy) to make me cum. i feel bad for my boyfriends/partners. it needs to pretty much be really boring for them in order to make me cum. lol

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

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Originally posted by jennypie Here, I'll share a spicy story to get this thread in the right direction. I may have shared this story before, so forgive me if it's a repost: One time I had my hair all braided like a Swedish milk maid and I went over to my bf's house with a skirt and no panties on. We were doing it upright doggy-style on our knees and neither of us could cum...was so weird. I was getting frustrated and annoyed so I turned around and said, "Pull my hair and call me a slut!" My bf was all like, "B-b-b-buh *pulled out as fast as he could and came all over my back*" and then I came and it was good. THE END

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Originally posted by kid nyce from time to time... lol

whatever dude

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

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Originally posted by Slylee hahahah damn i can never cum with rough/fun sex like that. i just enjoy it for what it is, but it's really annoying (for the guy) to make me cum. i feel bad for my boyfriends/partners. it needs to pretty much be really boring for them in order to make me cum. lol

I just had an image of Robert DeNiro from 'This Boy's Life' pop into my head. When he's fucking Ellen Barkin from behind and she wants to turn around and he's like, "You can get it doggy-style or you can get it laying on your side. Those are your only choices. This is my house and I get to say. Got it?"

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Originally posted by Slylee hahahah damn i can never cum with rough/fun sex like that. i just enjoy it for what it is, but it's really annoying (for the guy) to make me cum. i feel bad for my boyfriends/partners. it needs to pretty much be really boring in missionary for them in order to make me cum. lol

fixed!

this is a win win thread. we shamed jenny to go see the gyno and i got a boner reading her milk maid story.