I always think he's cheating on his girlfriend with a key logger. Bleh.

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When reading, "key stroke logger", I for somereason thought it was a type of beer...

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Originally posted by zDmn I think I may have a cheating g/f. I walked into the room in our apartment and she scrambled to close her aim window the second she noticed I was there. Ths happened three times the other night. Does anyone know of a keylogger that can get the job done for free? Is there possibly a free trial out there that will actually let me see what gets logged without telling me I have to purchase to use that function? I couldnt see myself ever needing this kind of software again after this so I dont want to pay $$ if I dont have to. This is a stressful situation so help is needed asap. If the b1tch is cheating then I want her out today.

Alright. Time for an update s0n.

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Originally posted by Omega_M Alright. Time for an update s0n.

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Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On OOKA-OOKA ME NACHOS ME PRESS KEYS ON COMPUTER GOOD

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Originally posted by SteelWolf Be careful man... I walked in on my ex and another guy... THE NIGHT BEFORE I WAS GOING TO PROPOSE... yeah... if my 45 wasn't in my truck i'd have hkilled them both... don't do anything stupid

Bad response. Personally, I'd be bying the dude an expensive bottle of scotch or smth. At least a 6 pack and warm "thank you"! He just saved you from a ho that would have fucked around while you were married, after you shelled out a significant sum of money for the ring, the wedding, her ho dress, the upkeep, etc. Not to mention all the money you'd spend on a divorce attorney.

Better to be ballin' some other chicks than either ballin' this one for life or having your ass balled by inmates for the rest of yours. I say that dude should be your best buddy right about now. He just took one for ya, mang.

^^ I like what this guy has to say

`SO????????????? what the hell ended up happening?!

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Yeah I'm glad I didn't shoot him... or her... Couldn't have worked out better actually:
1. I'm deployed now, and she'd be fuckin EVERYTHING that was breathing
2. I was going to give her my grandmother's (shes dead) 3 karrot platinum ringset... NEVER would have seen that again
3. (Most important one) I found a much better girl now anyway, she rocks

So yeah... new one = FTW... can't wait to get back home to her, got about 4 months left here in Tikrit.

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Originally posted by RJT I think it's more like throwing a baby shower for an abortion.

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Originally posted by Kevy Kev When I lived in Vegas I once peed in the elevator at the MGM, cut it off mid stream to let a family get in then finished peeing when they got out of the elevator.

i suspect that the reason she is cheating is a lack of buttseckz...first chance you get you gotta stick it in her bum till kingdom cum

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Originally posted by AnotherWay83 i suspect that the reason she is cheating is a lack of buttseckz...first chance you get you gotta stick it in her bum till kingdom cum

I call Astronica ALT

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No one wants to die. Even people who want to go to heaven don’t want to die to get there. And yet death is the destination we all share. No one has ever escaped it. And that is as it should be, because Death is very likely the single best invention of Life. It is Life’s change agent. It clears out the old to make way for the new. Right now the new is you, but someday not too long from now, you will gradually become the old and be cleared away. Sorry to be so dramatic, but it is quite true.

--Steve Jobs (1955 - 2011)

Time to go home when you see this: "Cheating G/F Need A Key Stroke Logger!" but read this: "Cheeting G/F need a cock stroker..."



nite!

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No one wants to die. Even people who want to go to heaven don’t want to die to get there. And yet death is the destination we all share. No one has ever escaped it. And that is as it should be, because Death is very likely the single best invention of Life. It is Life’s change agent. It clears out the old to make way for the new. Right now the new is you, but someday not too long from now, you will gradually become the old and be cleared away. Sorry to be so dramatic, but it is quite true.

--Steve Jobs (1955 - 2011)

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Originally posted by SteelWolf Yeah I'm glad I didn't shoot him... or her... Couldn't have worked out better actually: 1. I'm deployed now, and she'd be fuckin EVERYTHING that was breathing 2. I was going to give her my grandmother's (shes dead) 3 karrot platinum ringset... NEVER would have seen that again 3. (Most important one) I found a much better girl now anyway, she rocks So yeah... new one = FTW... can't wait to get back home to her, got about 4 months left here in Tikrit.

i once gave a 5 banana diamond ring