Oh and not just any gun fire, but one of the most physically painful and most reliable rounds around! AK47, every Russians dream.

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i first read it as i've got homo

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Originally posted by Lilith Well he's certainly not going to tell us about the warts and pustules on little Willy, which is probably a good thing in hindsight.

just to let you know, because i'm sure you really care, but my wang is bigger and better than ever.

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Originally posted by PoisonJam19 I took the medicine they gave me and ate pudding. It lasted a little less than a week.

they gave you MEDICINE?!!?!? ALL I GOT WAS 800MG MOTRIN

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Originally posted by SteelWolf Ouch sorry Will! Hope you feel better buddy. Remember the military motto for healthcare - Drink water, Take motrin, Walk it off :P Seriously tho, that sucks man, hope you recover soon! And as for the spleen, Don't worry, my friend lost his spleen to a AK 47 round and hes ok! You really don't need it... He was mad tho...

i had a nightmare that i died last night because my spleen had ruptured and the wambulance didn't get to my house in time

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Originally posted by Fledz Bah it's only Glandular Fever. You'll be fine....until you get it again...and again....:P Na but seriously, it's not a big issue. Just watch yourself better from now on.

not that big of an issue? my throat is so swollen right now i think i have two chins!!! and it hurts like a biiiiiitch

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Originally posted by Palladium i first read it as i've got homo

if this mono came in a lazer i'd fire it at you

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Originally posted by tubularbills they gave you MEDICINE?!!?!? ALL I GOT WAS 800MG MOTRIN

Are you kidding me? That's fucked up. I got this big ass red steroid-pill thing. It worked rather quickly too.

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i hear mono causes homosexuality

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Originally posted by Fibonacci i hear mono causes homosexuality

I hear it's the other way around...

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Fucking MONO man.

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Originally posted by wotyzoid I hear it's the other way around...

I heard it's a commutative sorta thing.

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Originally posted by PoisonJam19 Are you kidding me? That's fucked up.

HAHA thats military healthcare for you. LOL it took me 3 months to get anything more than Motrin for my back pain. Fuckin drug horading bastards!!!

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Originally posted by RJT I think it's more like throwing a baby shower for an abortion.

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Originally posted by Kevy Kev When I lived in Vegas I once peed in the elevator at the MGM, cut it off mid stream to let a family get in then finished peeing when they got out of the elevator.

I thought I had mono for a whole year once...turns out I was just really bored.

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Originally posted by jpisani I thought I had mono for a whole year once...turns out I was just really bored.

sorry, I had to..

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Originally posted by Fibonacci i hear mono causes homosexuality

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Originally posted by wotyzoid I hear it's the other way around...

you two should hook up and tell us which way it really is