Registered: Feb 2006
Location: Intergalactic Planetary
quote:
Originally posted by squirrelly
Stand.
In fact - I have NEVER sat on a toilet. Ever.
Splish splash poo?
Jun-18-2008 04:13
Ted Promo
NWO WOLFPACK INSANE
Registered: Jun 2005
Location: Can this be my goal??!
ok, after an uneven trade's post, I will now be the first to motherfucking DEMAND pics.
Jun-18-2008 04:52
r5a
snake inverter
Registered: Dec 2003
Location: Toronto
i stand up.
its all about the butthole check. do a quick check in the mirror - you gotta strech them cheeks out make sure theres nothing left after a good wiping session with them papers.
Jun-18-2008 05:37
pkcRAISTLIN
arbiter's chief minion
Registered: Jul 2002
Location:
quote:
Originally posted by r5a
i stand up.
its all about the butthole check. do a quick check in the mirror - you gotta strech them cheeks out make sure theres nothing left after a good wiping session with them papers.
you look at your ass in the mirror? seriously?
do you carry around a vanity mirror for checking your brown date in public restrooms?
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Jun-18-2008 05:44
Sushipunk
Flickering, I roam
Registered: Sep 2006
Location: Chateau Verdafloor
quote:
Originally posted by r5a
its all about the butthole check. do a quick check in the mirror - you gotta strech them cheeks out make sure theres nothing left after a good wiping session with them papers.
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Jun-18-2008 05:47
r5a
snake inverter
Registered: Dec 2003
Location: Toronto
quote:
Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN
you look at your ass in the mirror? seriously?
do you carry around a vanity mirror for checking your brown date in public restrooms?
hell yea man.
id rather check my asshole make sure theres no brown then have it show up on my boxers sir.
that rim has gotta be spotless son.
Jun-18-2008 05:47
JD8180
I choose noise.
Registered: Sep 2003
Location: Miami, Florida USA
quote:
Originally posted by r5a
hell yea man.
id rather check my asshole make sure theres no brown then have it show up on my boxers sir.
that rim has gotta be spotless son.
i have never done that, and have never stained my underwear because of "missing a spot."
Jun-18-2008 06:02
r5a
snake inverter
Registered: Dec 2003
Location: Toronto
quote:
Originally posted by JD8180
i have never done that, and have never stained my underwear because of "missing a spot."
sometimes at the end of the day about to hop in the shower when i drop my boxers i see a little brown skidmark and im like, "wtf, how did that get there" and its only happened on days where i don't do the full butthole inspection process.
it might also becasue my boxers always seem to ride up my ass crack like a thong for god knows whatever reason.
Jun-18-2008 06:21
bamski
snuoq ou
Registered: Mar 2006
Location: I am merely here
quote:
Originally posted by r5a
sometimes at the end of the day about to hop in the shower when i drop my boxers i see a little brown skidmark and im like, "wtf, how did that get there" and its only happened on days where i don't do the full butthole inspection process.
it might also becasue my boxers always seem to ride up my ass crack like a thong for god knows whatever reason.
My boxers ride up too, still my ass is clean, hence no stainage.
Whatever you're doing, you're doing it WRONG.
Jun-18-2008 09:04
bas
Stronger Lover
Registered: Jul 2004
Location: Here I Am Baby
quote:
Originally posted by r5a
it might also becasue my boxers always seem to ride up my ass crack like a thong for god knows whatever reason.
Uhm how about because they're boxer shorts? Moron.
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Jun-18-2008 09:16
bamski
snuoq ou
Registered: Mar 2006
Location: I am merely here
What has riding them up the ass have to do with getting them shitty?
lol durtyass.
Jun-18-2008 09:20
r5a
snake inverter
Registered: Dec 2003
Location: Toronto
Um bro, why would boxer shorts be known for riding up my ass? I expect them to not do that kind of shit.
Clearly I have a wiping problem or the severity of my shits is astronomically bad.
Probabaly the latter.
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