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Originally posted by Sunsnail Are you confusing las vegas with nevada? it said in your link its illegal in the county where las vegas is

FAIL, you're right. I'll shut up now. I guess I always thought it was legal because of the flies and stuff on the Vegas strip.

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Originally posted by nchs09 http://www.dream-marriage.com/27438.html looks hot!

Always go for the Ukrainian girls.

Ukrainian > Russian

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Originally posted by Moral Hazard As someone who regularly has to evaluate the credibility of medical documents; I'd say that russian medical records provided by a prostitute probably aren't reliable enough that I would bet my life on them.

As someone who's half-Ukrainian, half-Russian, I'd say that you can doubt any document provided by a person from the former Soviet Union. Having the tiniest bit of social skills and some money, you can get anything.

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Originally posted by wotyzoid They're basically the safest thing in the world, just double wrap if you don't trust it.

You weren't being serious, right?

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Originally posted by AustralianGQ im a failure with females...i will be the real 40 year old virgin i guarentee you

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Originally posted by Rose You weren't being serious, right?

LOL I've always heard about it. Never tried it thankfully, however.

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Originally posted by wotyzoid LOL I've always heard about it. Never tried it thankfully, however.

Who ever told you to use two condoms is a fucking idiot.

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Originally posted by AustralianGQ im a failure with females...i will be the real 40 year old virgin i guarentee you

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Originally posted by Rose Who ever told you to use two condoms is a fucking idiot.

I second that lol,and I wouldn't pay a prostitute unless I was trying to get another dead hooker under my belt.....But alas I'm content with three.

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Let me tell ya what "Like a
Virgin"'s about. It's about some
cooze who's a regular fuck
machine.
I mean all the time, morning, day,
night, afternoon, dick, dick,
dick, dick, dick,
dick, dick, dick, dick, dick,
dick.

i got some hot junkie bitches i can send ur way, they'd do nething for $100 or a hit

this miamitrance04 btw: just give me the $100,000 i'll invest it for you and your buddies and in the meanwhile I'll hook you up with some of my friends that are free and prob. 100x hotter than those prostitutes plus they dont have STD's. The only problem is that if you are willing to pay for sex you're probably deformed or some kind of loser and my friends def. wouldnt like you or your friends. I'll still invest the $100,000 for you and that way you could actually do something SMART with your money.

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Originally posted by thecreator I second that lol,and I wouldn't pay a prostitute unless I was trying to get another dead hooker under my belt.....But alas I'm content with three.

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lol it's funny how this guy is getting so many offers here on TA.

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Originally posted by AustralianGQ im a failure with females...i will be the real 40 year old virgin i guarentee you