you dirty cocksucker.

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Le Freak - A.D.D & Chimichurri [Techno/Tech House/Music to put on burritos.]*click bitches*

lol wtf
do you laugh at your gf when she's sucking your dong

must be a trois-pistoles thing

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Originally posted by Slylee oh well, different strokes different vaginas

Some dance to remember ~ Some dance to forget

speaking of blow jobs...that reason ALONE should be enough for him to stfu and eat whatever i put on the table without bitching.

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

when she swallows i can't help but chuckle a bit yes.

my girlfriend would not go down on me if i smelled rank...she is normal.

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Le Freak - A.D.D & Chimichurri [Techno/Tech House/Music to put on burritos.]*click bitches*

lol well then why the fuck did you bring up dirty cock?

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Originally posted by Slylee oh well, different strokes different vaginas

Some dance to remember ~ Some dance to forget

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Originally posted by Slylee speaking of blow jobs...that reason ALONE should be enough for him to stfu and eat whatever i put on the table without bitching.

Fuck me, I don't know how he puts up with this shit. I feel bad for this guy, if my girlfriend said that to me I'd slap her with my shlong.

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Originally posted by elFreak when she swallows i can't help but chuckle a bit yes. my girlfriend would not go down on me if i smelled rank...she is normal.

my bf and i get in mini arguments because i'll go to give him some head and he'll be like, "nooo baabbyy it's dirty i have to wash up" and i'm like, "wtf no u don't cmere" and he's like pulling his pants up and trying to run away and i'm like, "NOOOO! CMEERRREEEE NOMNOMNOMNOMNOM"

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

COCKSLAP

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

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Originally posted by wotyzoid Fuck me, I don't know how he puts up with this shit. I feel bad for this guy, if my girlfriend said that to me I'd slap her with my shlong.

provided you actually have one dickface

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Originally posted by Slylee oh well, different strokes different vaginas

Some dance to remember ~ Some dance to forget

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Originally posted by Ania_xox provided you actually have one dickface

Hahaahaha, aren't you a clever little shit. Suck on my ballsack.

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Originally posted by wotyzoid Hahaahaha, aren't you a clever little shit. Suck on my ballsack.

provided you actually have one dickface

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My soliloquy may be hard for some to swallow, but so is cod liver oil.

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

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Originally posted by Slylee COCKSLAP

I DECLARE COCK WAR!

*wins by default*

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