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Maybe it was my friend...
Last year buddy is laying in the grass at Ultra, my boy walks over and is like you what's up with "A?" Other friend says dude he has a mushroom on his lap. That's not a mushroom, that's his pecker!!! (Oh Shit!) Yo man get up, your pecker is hangin out!!! Friend A is laying in the grass doing snow anngels and rolling around with grass all over him. Now a few people noticed, and we try to help our poor friend up. His pants fall to his ankles as he gets up, pecker still out. And the dude wigs and makes a straight B line for the Breaks stage with his pants around his ankles, bull rushes the gate protecting the stage and knocks it down, knocks over the sound equipment and falls on the floor. Cops come, subdue him, beat the livin crap out of his and throw him in Dade County jail where he gets a felony for possesion of shroomies, public intoxication, disorderly conduct, resisting arrest, and indecent exposure. Ends up with 6 mo in the slammer.
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