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Originally posted by Sunsnail that was with elaine and kramer btw

I was debating whether it was Jerry or Elaine; but you're right. Now that I think about it some more it was her.

Time to change that...

It's sad. I've seen all the episodes so many times. I know exactly what episode it was in. It was when the dog keeps her up and newman is out getting the dog. so they start talking about that... elaine also asks what kramer does at night. he says night is more difficult

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Originally posted by lacksesepsotygh i'm good at youtube

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Originally posted by NeoPhono i'm good at redtube

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Originally posted by Chris Crossland i'm good at xtube

fixed.

I an pick my nose with my tongue.

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Originally posted by Slylee it was on alligator alley (a highway that goes from east coast of florida to west coast surrounded by nothing but everglades) and i was doing like 90 something in a 75. it was a bad one. but that's the perfect time to speed on highways like that.

People only speed on Alligator Alley when they're not transporting several kilos of cocaine in their car. Which is to say, only about half of the people on Alligator Alley are speeding.

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- The joints on my thumbs have twice the range of motion than is usual.

- I can do the splits. Alternate and straddle.

- I once had a single, isolated seizure while driving. Nobody has ever been able to tell me why.

- I can draw really well, but don't.

- I have never seen The Wizard Of Oz.

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Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On People only speed on Alligator Alley when they're not transporting several kilos of cocaine in their car. Which is to say, only about half of the people on Alligator Alley are speeding.

and how would you know this mister? did you used to run coke back and forth on alligator alley? tell the truth!

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

I had a friend who did it a few times. I wanted nothing to do with it, but he could make almost a thousand dollars in a night merely carrying packages for a "friend".

//Thanks to you.

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Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On I had a friend who did it a few times. I wanted nothing to do with it, but he could make almost a thousand dollars in a night merely carrying packages for a "friend".

Was your 'friend's' name Aortik?

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Are you kidding? Aortik would steal it or something. That guy's unstable.

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There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio,
Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.

I can do back flips (with or without hands)
I can rival Michael Jackson at moonwalking
I can run a half marathon in 1 hour and 23 minutes
I can lick my elbow
I'm ambidextrous
I can stay hard for another round immediately after blowing my first load

Skillz.

Yes, but can you do all of those things at once?

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