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Originally posted by Renzo You totally missed his joke.

No, she just made the joke even better.

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Originally posted by jennypie I don't hate kids, I hate their fucking parents. Kids are only products of what they've been raised to be, so if you're gonna get all "Kids are shitty little twats", you might as well direct your disdain to the appropriate person(s).

again... just like dogs.

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lol tell me! i don't get it


*edit* hey wait a minute

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

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Originally posted by Banora Oh wait...I just checked out your myspace. Makes perfect sense now. Just remember though: Now go do your homework, young man.

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See that's what I love about you slylee. We don't need to make fun of you - we just sit back and watch the magic happen.

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Originally posted by Akridrot I'm also pretty sure that you will be fascinated too when a baby human being comes out of your vagina (or penis)

i lol'd

Last edited by wing on Mar-12-2009 at 03:12

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Originally posted by Cpt.Cocaine See that's what I love about you slylee. We don't need to make fun of you - we just sit back and watch the magic happen.

I got the joke but her delayed reaction made it that much funnier

I'm not to fond of babies either.

About two years ago i held up my first baby, strait arm under his armpitts lol.

A month ago i actually held a baby for about 2 minutes untill he started to cry and i tossed him back to mommy.

It's odd, all i want to do is punt them.

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Originally posted by fayraree and cute pics, 17sss...I feel like you know exactly what to do with kids and you actually love them but you're just playing tough guy for online attention

Nah... Sylee's talking about her nephew reminded me of my niece and that I'm not a robot after all. However, it is true that I have no affection for unrealted babies/kids, and my brother's daughter is the only one in my family I'm related to.

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Originally posted by The17sss

see you do like children! you just like those that are directly related to you which makes sense...men typically care more about that than women hence the reason i think women are more open to the idea of adoption.

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Originally posted by Ygrene I once saw Swamper peel off 4 or 5 $100 bills from a fat roll and say this to Donald Trump: "Go clean yourself up; you look like a bum.". And then he threw the bills right in Trump's face/hair! Then Swamper and his entourage of 30, who were all wearing TA monogramed Rolexes, left the room and flew to Hawaii for a few hours because Del wanted fresh coconut. To his defense, Trump didn't even really look like a bum.

Some of you guys' answers are hilarious.

I don't want children because I am sort of a violatile dickface over a long enough period of time. I can rarely be arsed to bring myself to any sort of appointment, much less ferry my own ill-begotten spawn around to things I couldn't possibly care less about. It's not because I truly believe I am better than them, it's because I am a selfish prick.

That aside, do some of you actually think you are that much more special than other people's children? That you're far more clever or intelligent or educated, or that even any of those things are important at all? That kids are beneath you because you're just sooooo fucking smart?

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